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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


No. You lose a point for getting the answer wrong, another point for not being able to read my mind, and a third, because I don't like docking people just two points unless absolutely necessary. A valid answer would have been 'confused'.


Hubrid's Hero Heist



Hubrid's Hero Heist (from now on referred to as HHH) is a fast paced game where you play the role of a young Poogle apprentice of magic. This young apprentice has been given the task of saving the heroes from the evil Hubrid. Through the course of the game you will have to fight your way through thirty-six intense, mind-boggling levels that will test your wits and reflexes...

Invasion of the Fuzzles



As you drive forward, Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away! At the end of each level, your points (aka hits) are tallied and you can spend them to buy upgrades. This means you don't get points for NP until the end of each level! The levels get longer each time...

How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless


Their friends have told them of all the wonderful things they've caught – potions, books, delicious food – and now your pets can't wait to try it themselves. Very different pets leave the Cavern, especially first time fishers. They trudge all the way back home, halfheartedly carrying the items they've caught, which they are quick to dub "worthless pieces of junk..."

Other Stories
"I Am Moehawk" by anorexnik
Moey entered the room, blinking at the light that shone directly into his eyes. He saw the assistant hand his application to one of the Yes Boy Ice Cream Shoyrus and tried not to show his nerves. They were here? Watching him? Moey felt his stomach churn...

"The Meepit Show Returns" by spoonguardonline
Let's meet the contestants. In the last show, some of you may remember that there were five contestants, but, frankly, we couldn't find five people who wanted to come here, so we'll have to make do with three. However, some of you...

"Dear Diary" by xx_lemondrop_xx
I made tons of new friends today, like Cliff the purple Tonu and Misty the red Kacheek. However, I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket! I managed to avoid him the rest of the day...


Squelch The Competition


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Heavy Mental
Never turn your back on the ocean. Like, ever.

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Finding the Faith: Part One
Just as I was taking the soup pot off of the fire, my father came into the small house grumbling that my brother had shirked his evening chores again to gossip...

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Ultimate Decision: Part Six
"It must take someone of the purest evil to dream up a scheme like this," said Finneus, his eyes sad as he stared at Renelle...

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The Unexpected Decision
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Evil Death: Part Two
There was a certain disbelief in Eliv's mind as he sat there in this café with his father. Why would he contact him after so long? Was he looking for money?

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