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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"It was not perfect, and it was not the best, but it was her creation. She was doing one of the things she most enjoyed: writing."


Hurry Up, Swabby



Deckswabbing can either be a tedious chore or a lot of fun--from my own experiences, I know that many people are having difficulties with this game. Whether you're looking for that "Swabby" avatar or a trophy, this guide will help you...

Getting My Vote



Looking at every species and every picture is always a thrill! I try to look at the Beauty contestants every week, and observe as much as I can. In doing so, I have noticed patterns in the way that I vote...

Who Turned Out the Lights?


It might be fun to be a Neopian celebrity, running away from the crowds of fanatic n00bs in a hope to save your lucky green boots, but haven’t you thought, just once… “Haven’t we forgotten someone”? It’s time to meet Neopia’s forgotten characters, starting with a Faerie, would you believe it?...

Other Stories

"A Baking Disaster" by _icypanther_
Icy loves Strawberry Shimmer Cake, right? Why don't we make it to surprise her?"...

"The Day When Nobody Wrote" by imogenweasley
"I'm nothing but a hopeless case of a writer wannabe."...

"Wings of Change" by unrequitedxangel
"If I was an owner, I'd still never be as horrible as you," she barked."...


Petpets = Mess


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Life Improvised
Make it STOP!

by keng200

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Starry Stuff
Inviting a friend to stay...

by marilltachiquin

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Conspiracy Theories Abroad
This is special agent Tahu from the Neopian Intelligence Agency (NIA). I was assigned to closely observe a threat that we have been watching for a long period of time...

by tahus_shade

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50 Uses for the Blurf!
Aah, perfection. You have a name. It is 'blurf'. But, 'What is so perfect about the blurf?' you may ask. Well, it's blue, it tastes good, and it's name is fun to say.

by monarchistknight

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Rock Pool Rascals
Vegan Vendetta

by leptonychotes



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