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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"Give my regards to Branston!"


How many of you Neopets out there have spent a sleepless night trying to figure out what your Petpet meant when it squealed at you or hissed at you right before you tucked it in?

Insomnia Got Ya?

Sleep is the one thing everyone needs. It relaxes and rejuvenates us... but according to some random poll, 45% of pets and their owners do not get the recommended eight hours of sleep!

Vegetable Tabulation!!

It's the infamous sport. The game that tests your true knowledge of numbers. No, not that boring Maths Nightmare game (it's such a snooze-fest!), I'm talking about Potato Counting here!

Other Stories

"I Like The Way You Groove!" by plushieowner
Get off my back, Ferny I am working as fast I can/ Least I don’t sleep on the job and have a low attention span.

"Digging for Dubloons" by mimed
Dantes the Dragoyle, as he was called, sped up beside her and snorted in agreement, causing a puff of smoke to escape his dragon-like nostrils...

"Five Neopian Crazies in King Skarl's Court" by fantasy_scifi
His cream-colored fur shined in the light of the midday sun, matching the polish of his golden wing protectors...

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Great stories!


The Fountain Faerie
As I was walking through Faerieland the other day, I noticed a ray of color and a rainbow...

by girlygrl27


Faerie Funny
These Faeries... are so funny!

by lizz7372


Mystery of the Neolodge: Part Six
Drawers from shelves had been pulled out, loose papers covered the floor, there were even floorboards that had been ripped out of the floor and were propped against the wall. Somebody had been desperately looking for something: the Storm Amulet.

by playmobil_is_my_life


The Mystery of the Stolen Gem: Part Two
Silence. For a moment, all that could be heard was the pitter-patter of rain on the roof.

by ridergirl333


Good Times
Be prepared for the coolest... Flash... EVER!

by nefelim99

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