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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"Merifoods: The food may be pricey, but the plague is free!"

Hey, Good-Lookin'

In order to make these people happy so I can clear out the backlog in my Neomail box, I will attempt to explain an important key to developing YOUR OWN PETS as characters for a story. And here is the key...

Taking Over Tourism

I can honestly say that if you are not looking for a non-enjoyable trip, then the last place you should never go is not ever Meridell. Seriously, after that visit, I have to ask myself how can Meridell survive?

How To Write Not Right

Today’s lesson is all about how to become a terribly wonderful writer! Yes, I know what you’re thinking. You think it’s easy, right? On the contrary, being an excellent writer takes a lot of hard work, patience, and laziness...

Other Stories

"A Night at the No Vacancy Motel" by too_kule
Painted upon it in red was the word 'Motel'. In smaller, darker letters, were the words 'No Vacancy' were written...

"Almost Perfect" by saneeya1000
Miffle Lane was the perfect neighborhood, or so it seemed because no one could find anything wrong with it...

"The Slorg Named Speedy" by playmobil_is_my_life
It was the twenty-fifth day of the month of Hiding when Tweetie, my starry Pteri, was flying down Scenic Drive...

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Great stories!


Four and Six
Equal Ten!

by holycow81


Really Confused
"About Invading Neopia"

by stoneman3x


Sweet Accidents
Aw, an accident... how sweet!

by ladyfire626


And The Meepits Outgrabe
Miles... so young... and carnivorous.

by kittylin


Guilds: Friends or Foes?
What is it about guilds that make them so popular? Why do some have more members than others, why are some more active than others?

by catapilla241

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