Short Stories

	An Attempt At Cooking After lunch that afternoon Ramoose began thinking about the fact that no member of his family could actually cook well. by charmedhorses
	Assignment Teachers know always know how to get you to do things you don't want to. Things like math, and reading, and PE, and writing, and assignments. by chocolateisamust
	Betrayal and Strife The Peophin snorted at the Neopet's action. Everyone thought he was a monster, something that would kill anything it laid its eyes upon, but he wasn't. by thecougar400
	For the Love of Slorgs She had Slorg posters, articles about Slorg nature clipped to her bedroom walls, samples of Slorgslime scattered amongst her science magazines and microscope. by lemonkitty13
	Heiwami's Tale: After The Talent Show "Miss, I am afraid that I will have to bring you to the pound. Any Neopet found outside with no identification card, must be brought to the pound immediately, no excuses." by humblely
	Magical Beauty "What are you talking about?" she questioned. "My eyes are perfect! The sun was in my eyes, that's all!" by blubblub317
	Melodramatic Stories and Tales for Landlubbers "CHLORINE! Which one of you scurvy pirates dumped the whole lot into the lake? I expressly said one fourth of a quart would suffice!" by erika_idle
	Rainbow Pool, Meet Curious Cybunny! I laid my eyes on a delicate purple shade one a newly painted Uni. That was the color I wanted. I spent my days obsessing over purple. by theonlyjessica
	The Adventure of the Littlest Goldy At that time I was young, naïve and good-natured. These special Goldies were my only friends, and they taught me to not give interest to other Goldies who weren’t as unique as we were. by shadowcristal
	The Kiko Ninja Showdown "Now, who's next?" by tambourine_chimp
	The Misadventures of a White Weewoo "You'll have to keep it down if you want Diana to let you stay here for good." by precious_katuch14
	When Hawkins Met Roxy "Hawkins and Roxy, sitting in a tree! Q-U-S-E-T-T-B!" by buddy33774

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I have been playing on Neopets for a while, but recently I discovered a wonderful aspect of it that I had never noticed before. Usually when I play my favorite games I turn off the speakers and put on the country music station. Then, one day, I forgot to turn off my speakers...

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Grumpy Old King
So after his kingdom had been destroyed by the forces of Darigan, now what? Shouldn't there be other things to do to make him happy besides telling jokes?

by kitty_catz_rule

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100 Ways to Become Famous
#80. Play games constantly until you get a high score; you'll get neomails, trust me.

by joey200010

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The Good Days: Part One
"Now groom my mane and put on my makeup! NOW!"

by puzz1ed

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Of Lights from Within: Part One
At last, Alli caught sight of her baby brother lying on the ground with his arms and paws covering a large and somewhat rusty item.

by blubblub317

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A Little Grey
Let's get a tan...

by starrkitty03

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Labbed
It's no picnic...

by bunnyluvr991

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