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||Issue: 150 | 23rd day of Swimming, Y6
|Because of a Purple Juppie Java: Part Two"You know Ye Olde Ship Inn
has a restaurant, right? I bet they have one in every hotel. Maybe we can grab
a menu. It might help."|
|Jungle Eyes: Part FourIt seemed different during the morning for reasons
both Makiki and Ayrauna could not explain. They also could not explain if it
was a good different or a bad different.|
|Maraquan Madness: Part Three"I
go to collect my thoughts outside the village, and when I come back the place
is in panic. I don't understand; what happened?"|
|Mystery of the Neolodge: Part Three"Don’t you think everyone read the headline?
‘Neologde has a rich secret’?" TigerWing quoted. |
|Seaveil : The Tide Rises -- Part Two"Are we there yet?" Seaveil panted in a hushed
voice, which he had to struggle to do. His throat was dry, nearly as dry as
the vast amount untouched sand covering the voluminous desert.|
|The Case of the Wand That Wasn't: Part Two"That’s odd," I muttered after finally deciding
that my discovery needed announcing. "Trixy, come over here…don’t worry about
disturbing anything now..."|
|The Light Faeries Apprentice: Part Ten"Hey, everything turned out fine, didn't it?"
said Neofaerie. "So don't worry about it! What's done is done. You can't change
|The Search for Fluffy: Part Four"Come on, sis. We've got two siblings in trouble,
and we're going to find them! If that big pile of sticks won't help us, we'll
do it ourselves!"|
|The Techo Mountain Excavation: Part Five"Why don't we just make this simple," Hamperdank
started again. "I think we all agree Gelrelt hates archaeology too much to have
any interest in stealing an artifact..."|
|Uni Clown: Part Two"So you're funny," the Ringmaster pondered.
"How do you look in a red nose?"|
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