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A Second Slice Of The Bookstore Book Reviews

Famous Moehogs: Heh, that's something you don't see everyday…

by blubblub317

Beating Punchbag Bob is a Trophy Well-Earned

When I picked my goals, I wanted them to be something I have never even come close to doing before. And one of those goals was to beat Punchbag Bob.

by skunkerooy

Bored at the Beach?

Hello, reader. My name is Ramaj and I'm here to show you just how to beat Mynci Beach Volleyball. Yes, I'm a female Usul, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to play the game!

by niddyz

Brightvale: Kingdom of Mystery

We know the Scrollery has a fine collection of magical scrolls. We also know about the Wheel of Knowledge which may impart great prizes to its users. Other than these pieces of information we really don’t know much else about this new land.

by bitter_suite

Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Accidentally Learned On Neopets

Since in order to SAVE Neopoints, one has to MAKE Neopoints, I learned how to do that too.

by stoneman3x

Exploring Meridell

Sure, we've all been there. But most of us haven't really explored it. Even if you've been everywhere from Turdle Racing to Illusen's Glade, there is still much to learn...

by costa_rican_girl

Faeries and Teeth

The Tooth Faerie. Questionably one of the most unseen Faeries in Neopia. Rarely ever viewed, this faerie appears only to take unwanted, and “supposedly” discarded teeth. But this Neopian dares to ask, who is this Faerie?

by shawnagal

Gnomes and Their Secret Lives

Garden gnomes: the funny-looking, rosy-cheeked, big-eyed statues that sit in your garden looking happy and stone stiff all day long. But what happens when darkness falls?

by googlykitten123

How to play Dubloon Disaster and win BIG

What is it about that game that attracts so many people (including me)?

by anyalaeneri16

In Deep Space, No-one Can Hear You Scheme

This article contains EXTREME SLOTH! Humour only for mature people that have evolved in spaghetti strands of DNA. Deadly Neopian Asparagus.

by plushieowner

In Defence Of Galleries

Galleries are far, far more than just a way to show off in front of Neopia...

by oily106

Mumbo Jumbo Cooking Pot Recipes

You should know by now that my scrambled mind does not function in the same sane ordinary way that everyone else's does.

by stoneman3x

Pesky Pests

Do you ever wonder, “What’s that scratching noise?” Or do you think about what that scurrying is in the walls? It is most likely one of the many pests of Neopia.

by googlykitten123

Playmobil’s Pterattack Guide

Are you looking for a new game to play? A game that is not only fun, but can also earn you thousands of Neopoints a day? And do you love Pterii?

by playmobil_is_my_life

Preparing Your Pet for the Beauty Contest

Contrary to popular belief, you do not have to be a great artist or be popular in order to win a trophy for your pet.

by qbureau

Sloth, Darigan, Fyora - Another Common Alliance

I noticed one day when I was doing absolutely nothing, that Darigan, Virtupets Space Station, and Faerieland all float in the air...

by blogga1

Successful Guild Management

Have you ever been to the Neopian Guild HQ in search of a guild? Ever wondered why so many guilds have either gone completely inactive or been deleted completely?

by harper_1618

The Art of Auctions: Bidding and Knowing

In this article we’ll be looking at ways of bidding. Then we’ll be checking out several sorts of items that often come up in auctions, and see if they’re worth it or not.

by shadowcristal

The Art of Neopet Maintenance: An Inquiry into Methods

What about all those repairs that need to be done that aren't listed in the hospital's records? What do you do when poor Fluffy (Ahem) sorry, when poor Killer_369 falls and scrapes his knee?

by barbcat00

The Importance of Educating Your Neopet

An education is priceless. Well, that may not be quite true, but it's value certainly is.

by charmedhorses

The Triangle of Destiny Revisited

As some of you may know, August 18th marked the third anniversary of the Destruction of Maraqua...

by ridergirl333

 
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Pesky Pests



Do you ever wonder, “What’s that scratching noise?” Or do you think about what that scurrying is in the walls? It is most likely one of the many pests of Neopia. I know what you’re thinking; “There aren’t any pests in Neopia!” But you are quite wrong my friend. Neopia isn’t a completely perfect place, for there are a few flaws, but not many. One of those flaws is pests...



Other Stories


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Broccoli and Other Emergencies
"Those Neopoints are for an emergency. This isn't an emergency, just an inconvenience."

by janejinn

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Deception and Lies
"It's okay, Sanna!" chuckled Cecilia. "You're safe as long as you're with me."

by kougra_kween_kaylana

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A Tale Of Old: Part One
"It has been peaceful today. It brings me joy to see that no one has invaded this land," stated Taron.

by thecougar400

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The Nameless Warrior: Part One
He slunk away and disappeared into the winding passageways of her castle. He knew it better than Jhudora herself, and frequently he could escape her "tender" administrations by losing himself in the darkened halls.

by moonlit_danaa

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Happy 14th Birthday!
Does anyone read the cake anymore?

by rassella

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Pantaclaus?
Alright kid -- er, I mean, HO-HO-HO!

by warrior_of_the_earth



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