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||Issue: 153 | 16th day of Hiding, Y6
|A Good Night's SleepBaby pets require care, love, and every single nanosecond of your time.|
|Counting Babaas: A Guide to Maths NightmareOk, so we’ve all heard that thing. You know, the one about counting
the Babaas as they jump over the fence whenever you can’t get to sleep. |
|Deciphering the Secret Language of the PetpetsWell... it seems the law of gravity is still in effect.|
|How To Be A Great Guild LeaderI mean, you look at a guild and you think, "I could make one much better than
|Looks ARE Everything: Part TwoSome change into bold, intimidating, battledome-ready Neopets. Others need to BE changed. Ummm, their diapers, that is.|
|Monotony Mayhem: How To SurviveFor hours, millions of Neopians watch impatiently as it spins.
And spins. And spins some more.|
|Potato Counting: Totally Tuberler or Just Plain Boring?It's the infamous sport. The game that tests your true knowledge
of numbers. No, not that boring Maths Nightmare game!|
|Real or Impostor?Exploding Pizza Pasties: A BIG mistake you really want to avoid.|
|The Font is Mightier Than the SwordSo, you want to have a spiffy font, do you?|
|The Fountain FaerieAs I was walking through Faerieland the other day, I noticed a ray of color and a rainbow...|
|The Top Ten Hotels In Neopia!Looking for a place for your Neopet to get some rest, relaxation, and
a little fun in the sun?|
|Where Did Neopia’s Months Get Their Names?In the Neopian calendar, the months are named
after what goes on during them. |
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Insomnia Got Ya?
Sleep is the one thing everyone needs. It relaxes and rejuvenates us... but according to some random poll, 45% of pets and their owners do not get the recommended eight hours of sleep!
The MAGAX Chronicles: Part One
He whipped out his battleaxe, slashing at the ghosts as they swarmed around
him, making horrible rattling noises as they came, as if they were trying to
draw breath but couldn’t quite manage it.