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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

In the ancient days before Queen Fyora ascended to the throne of Faerieland, the Faeries fought each other in the skies of Neopia. As such, the clouds were often stained black with their magic, and sunlight was hard to find.

Petpet Rescue: An Avatar Collector's Guide

I have always had a competitive streak, and so, when my friend Misty suggested a friendly contest to see who was the better avatar collector, I immediately accepted. The challenge? Reach 300 avatars before the other person. I had a long backlog of game avatars, and to win, I knew I had to tackle them... In this article series, I will share the strategies I used to reach the avatar score for various flash games. I wanted to start with Petpet Rescue, because while it is challenging, the score can be achieved without relying on significant luck. It's all about quick reflexes! Petpet Rescue is also a fast-paced game, so feel free to try it out before reading this guide.

10 Healthy Foods for Your Little Ones!

As a proud owner of several beautiful baby Neopets, I can tell you that it’s definitely not easy to feed them. They can be terribly fussy eaters – no meal seems to be complete without food that’s been spat right back out, food that’s been completely ignored, or food that’s been turned into a plaything. This makes it harder for baby Neopets to get the vitamins and minerals they very much need to grow big and strong. As such, it’s very important that the food we give to our precious toddlers are both healthy foods that would ensure your pets get the nutrients they need, and entertaining in a sense that it wouldn’t just end up on the floor.

Ways to Make Neopoints without Playing (Flash) Games

Habitarium, Key Quest, Hannah and the Pirate Caves may be gone, but they are not forgotten! Seriously though, after a two-year hiatus from the site I was surprised to see that Habitarium had left. That game provided me with a steady supply of Neopoints needed to keep up with my lifestyle of luxury and upon coming back to the site I steadily blew it all on avatar hunting.

Other Stories
"Learning to Fly " by neo_kid_851
"What kind of Pteri can’t fly?” The snide comments surrounded Dezzyton as she hung her head low in shame. The others were right, what kind of Pteri was she? She was an embarrassment. Sure, her wings were smaller than everyone else’s, but shouldn’t they still work? Her whole body was smaller than everyone else’s, surely her little wings could hold her tiny frame? The yellow Pteri sighed as she waddled away from the group. There was no point sticking around while all the other Pteris in Tyrannia got together to go flying. She was used to this; it had been this way her whole life. In times like these, she retreated to her happy, safe space – her cave.

"A Day in the Life of a Moffit " by goodsigns
Molly the Moffit crawled underneath the dresser just as the sun started to rise. Stripes of sunlight came through the blinds and lit up the floor of Kimiko240’s room. The Desert Aisha was still fast asleep, with Keke, her White Wadjet, curled up next to her. Molly wiggled her front legs at her Neopet and petpet companions. They didn’t notice, of course, still slumbering away, but Molly felt they would be aware of her affection even in their dreams. And she would check on them, later in the day when they were awake. Molly herself was nocturnal, as all Moffits are, and even though Kimiko and Keke’s day had not yet started, hers was just ending.

"Ferny and the Amazing Juiceland Adventure " by Username
Anyone who sees princess Fernypoo nowadays would never think that, one day, she was a sweet, kind and charming child. Her competitive personality and selfish behavior are due tom many things, including years of etiquette classes, constant pressure from her parents, and people reminding her that she will rule the kingdom one day. However, it was not always like that. Nobody knows how amazing was one of the adventures she lived before her royal training had started. When she was 8 years old, Fernypoo loved playing hide and seek with her friends. She would always try her best to find a great hiding spot but sadly they were too obvious and she constantly ended up as a sore loser.

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Learning to Fly
“What kind of Pteri can’t fly?”

by neo_kid_851


10 Healthy Foods for Your Little Ones!
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Written with the help of mystical_skydragon and mygirldoc! :)

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Hide & Seek
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