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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"We may never know why the prince was kidnapped," Audley continued, "as no one has stepped forward to demand ransom for him. If only that were the case," he said, and he put all the sincerity he could muster into it. "We could have our beloved prince with us here, and the criminal apprehended. It is not a weak mind which takes on such a bold task. It is someone with a lot of pomp, arrogance, and a large sense of power. Not just a sense of power, either—someone with actual power."


While The NT Was Gone



While the Neopian Times had a break in circulation these past few months, Neopians everywhere were left feeling slightly out of touch with their fellow players. Some turned to idleness and despair, while others (notably, the co-authors of this article) tried to fill the void in their artistic lives by pursuing other avenues of expression.

Unknown Fortunes



You could be a neomillionaire! That’s right—you! You might just not know it yet. There may be treasures hidden away in your safety deposit box worth hundreds of thousands of Neopoints, just collecting dust! But I know what you’re thinking: how do I find these gems hidden amidst the ocean of junk I’ve accumulated from site events over the years? By reading this NT article, of course!

Unknown Faerie Princesses


Since that time, however, my investigation into the unknown Faerie Princesses has taken a more sinister turn. I write this article on the back of toilet paper in a prison cell, with hopes that it will be successfully smuggled out and published. The truth must be heard, so here it is. The middle sister of the Faerieland royals, and heir to Queen Fyora’s crown is…

Other Stories
"The Lost Desert Supporter's Soul" by bsbgirl7777777
Listen close, because I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You may think you know what the Altador Cup is all about, but you don’t have the first clue. It’s not just a game. It’s not a tournament. These words bind it into something digestible for those who don’t get it. How can I tell you what the Altador Cup really is? How can I tell you what it means to supporters as ardent as I?

"This Is Our Year" by kandeegrrl
Watching little Garren take a Clockwork Yooyu in the face was hardly the highlight of my day. It was late in the season of the Junior Yooyuball League I run with Ilsa. He was convinced the kids were ready for it, and while I had my doubts, I’ve always trusted his judgement. I guess that happens when you grow up with someone. The only problem is, Ilsa turned out to be very wrong.

"The Secret to It Is..." by skutterbotched
It’s tough, being the new guy. Even if I’ve been on the team for eight years, our team hasn’t had a roster change since I joined Darigan Citadel for the second Altador Cup. I’ve heard the hushed whispers, seen the stares. There’s a rumor that we haven’t come close to winning again because of me. That the only reason we won the second ‘Cup was because it was still new, and Darigan Citadel was the first powerhouse of a team.


Game On


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