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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Do you wish to have your fortune told?" the white Aisha gypsy asked with a silvery voice.


Dressing For Any Time Period



Do you know how to dress properly for any time you may be stuck in? Sure, you may be able to dress and blend in with a crowd when going out shopping to the NC Mall, but what if this was a different time? Would you really be able to disguise yourself in prehistoric times?

Writing About Supervillains



Have you ever stopped to consider the dangers of voicing your opinions of them in the Neopian Times? This article was written with the purpose of enlightening all writers about the most tactful way to manage this sensitive topic, as well as an overview of the potential consequences...

New Year's Resolutions that Stick


Every year, I make a resolution. Most years, I forget about it by Jhudora Day. I've sworn to do, be, or stop doing a thousand different things, like many of you have, too! A particularly memorable disaster - er, resolution - involved a slightly excessive love for Terror Mountain Scratchcards and rapidly dwindling National Neopian Bank fund...

Other Stories
"All For Want Of" by miharu_mizuneko
The drowsy Zafara, losing her half-hearted game of tug-a-rope, chuckled. "I was unaware that a queen could oversleep," she joked, quickly releasing the covers and chuckling as her daughter fell over onto her back. The boy rolled his eyes as his little sister giggled, trying...

"Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies" by opossumman
"So all this time when you were telling me, 'Oh, that's just science fiction, it can't POSSIBLY have real world application,' and, 'Oh, matter can't go past the speed of light, which would be necessary for time travel to work,' you were lying to me?"

"Garjan's Borrowed Time" by peirigill
He could engineer an energy field to contain an air pocket himself, of course, but not fast enough. He needed time. His tongue darted out in a slow grin. Yes, time was exactly what he needed. Zylphia's Chronomobile. It had to carry air, or else its passengers would...


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A Neopian's Intro to the Multiverse
Team Meridell or Team Brightvale? Why not both? Be warned, this will get very complicated very quickly.

by anti_guy

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Hotshots: Part Seven
Roane was up late working. Frustratingly late. Mortman crouched, watching the window, though if he had to crouch much longer his muscles would seize up. He'd sent Kanrik and Paselle to check the perimeter.

by saphira_27

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From Dawn to Dusk
The air was hazy as Theodore descended onto the landscape of his favourite planet, Neopia. Where, or perhaps when, he was landing was...

by azienskieth

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Woe to the One who Deals with Sloth
I shouldn't have looked out the window that day.

by flufflepuff

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Does This Come With a Manual?
Whoa!

by table



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