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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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Playing Avatar Games



Games are supposed to be fun, aren't they? One of my favorite games to play is Turmac Roll, maybe because there is no avatar attached to it. Even if I don't have a good game, I'm not emotionally attached. There is no pressure for me to improve my score. Just by the amount of times that I am playing the game, I get better. We have to remember that avatar games are the same way!

Improving Key Quest



Since I started playing Key Quest every day a couple of months ago, I've noticed that even pretty good players miss out on a few key things that can make the difference between winning and losing. And with payouts as lucrative as neggs, map pieces, and codestones, you'll want to be at the top of your game. In this article, I'm going to point out three key tips to take your...

Wearables for Special Body Types


We all know that Mutant, Baby, and Maraquan pets are a little harder to customize, because they have poses and body shapes that are different from pets of other colors. What you don't know is that there is a decent amount of Neopoint and Neocash wearables made especially for these body types! To help you figure out how to dress your pet, I've come up with a list of my favorite...

Other Stories
"Do a Good Deed" by iambunna
Schoolyard folklore from the neighborhood kids tells of a little red Kyrii who once jumped the fence surrounding Sludge's big white house to retrieve a lost Wingoball. The Kyrii's friends all warned him not to trespass, and of course the little guy knew all of the stories of Sludge's cruelty...

"Names" by geniusbulb
They are sending her away now, the Nimmo who was just zapped Purple. The name she has is barely a name: it's a long string of consonants that no one can pronounce. And she wasn't here long enough for me to learn a nickname. She was adopted yesterday. She'll be abandoned again today...

"Nosy Neighbors" by rs_rbn
As Twirly turned to go back inside, she caught a glimpse of her neighbors watching her from their front porch. Her neighbors on the right side of her neohome were a couple of Elderly sisters. One was an Acara and the other an Ogrin. Neither were very friendly to her or her siblings, despite...


Mutants Have It Tough


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Great stories!


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Life Is Hard 8.0
When you're worth stones.

by scathachs

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Stachetastic: the Hair-Raising Origin - Part Seven
The Defenders of Neopia Headquarters was practically the complete opposite of the Hidden Tower...

by flufflepuff

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Taming Melvin the Monster: Kass Basher Origins
The truth behind Kass Basher revealed!

Story by darkpinkrose

by puffy_dough


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Children of the Lonely Stars: Part Two
A space sky, but full of colors. That was the place where Paloma's mysterious lady was. At least that ruled out Neopia itself...

by saphira_27

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Getting the Beats: Part Four
He had not expected AAA to even know his existence...

by yin_yin_7



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