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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Abyssal Acres can't have a standing army, and none of its people can own anything more dangerous than a sickle to harvest crops. No blacksmith in these lands has a reason to learn to forge things for warriors- if we were caught doing so, we'd be arrested on the spot."


A Gadgadsbogen Feast



Neopians all over will be hitting the shops and market places in search of the very best fruit to show off during celebrations. And with the current mouth-watering selection of Tropical fruits available, it can be hard to come up with a uniquely fabulous spread, especially one that'll knock spots off of everyone else's!

The Oracle Games



While the Oracle has trapped our 'heroes' (and I use the word lightly for some of the contestants) on a deserted island, other Neopets have been transported to a comedy club on the island to make up an impromptu audience. Your job is to take control of a chosen character from a rotating list to make your audience...

How To Stop Feeding Kadoaties


Do you feel trapped in the never ending stream of having to feed? Have you lost a lot of Neopoints feeding UBs, or just overtime with buying food? Do you time your day around mains? Have you kept on feeding long after you earned the avatar? Well then, I am here to help...

Other Stories
"Tenacious" by fairyxhearts
A wave of water crashed from nowhere to hit Elyse full in the face. Where had that come from? She blinked droplets from her vision to see two figures bent over in laughter so profound that they were actually shaking. Irritation soured her throat. These Xweetoks weren't just any Neopets...

"Do You Live on Mystery Island?" by call1ope
When she first sees him, she's eight years old, and he's a barely-flickering light in the distance. His humongous tail trails the ground, and he leaves smoke where he steps; the sight takes Amelia's breath away, even though she's seen ghosts before. Behind her...

"Another Round" by liouchan
Hanso could not tell how long ago he had woken up on this forsaken island, his chest covered in glowing yellow runes. Time was not measured in days anymore, but in rounds and challenges, and in how often the light appeared to give instructions or punishments...


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The Second War for the Obelisk
The oracle has grown tired of the skirmishes. She has summoned me, along with the leaders of the other factions and many other important citizens of Neopia, to something that I know only as The Oracle Games...

by marthajill

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Kyrrune's Comic
The only joke here was that tchea's attempt at a flip.

by candyplague

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A Disambiguation of Species Healers & Freezers
The species healers and freezers that are currently available, along with a comparison to the non-species-specific healers and freezers on the site.

by violetsigh

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The Zaf Girls: Comedy Gold
That is not how you make friends.

by thesovietivan

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Nine Most Creative Uses of Gadgadsbogen Fruits
Every year in the month of Running, Mystery Islanders (and Neopian tourists, too) gather to celebrate the festival of Gadgadsbogen...

by blessed_faerie



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