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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Stop getting ectoplasma all over the ceiling, Fin.


Fun Times With Your Jetsam



Jetsams often have a bad reputation for being mean, angry, and argumentative, but if you have a Jetsam as your pet, then you know there is a whole different side to them. They like to have fun just like any other pet! The question is how do you have fun with this temperamental pet? Well, I'm going to show you some things that you can get to help entertain your beloved moody friend!

Negotiating at the Trading Post



Your heart sinks as you read the words. They might as well say, "You can't get me," with a mocking taunt. Neomail to haggle? You have no idea how to haggle! Haggling at Neopian shops is one thing, but this is negotiating with an actual person. What to do?! Well, young Neopian, know this feeling no longer. Here are some simple tips for negotiating with other Neopians that can help...

Wonders of Neopoint Sinks


The Neopian economy continues to fluctuate by the day. Prices rise and lower, along with Neopians bank accounts. Many Neopians put in hours of hard work to finally buy the item, avatar, or pet of their dreams, but what is the roadblock to the hours of saving? The precious neopoint sinks that Neopia has to offer...

Other Stories
"Dust and Empty Space" by geniusbulb
My name is Ava. I am a Yellow Shoyru. My older brother is Leo. He is a Red Lupe. We live in Neopia Central in a house with bright blue walls. It is a good house, with lots of space inside; it's a shame that it's so empty. We don't have much furniture, not even curtains for the windows. Actually all we have is a bed and a sofa and a table and a chair. Then a smaller table and a lamp. They're all red...

"Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XIV" by kristykimmy
I walked along towards the Trading Post, which was run by the able Island Faerie Jhuidah. Today I was going to get the full tour for an article I'd be writing about it for the Weekly World. My day was looking good. Disaster probability was down to a minimum and I was allowing myself to relax slightly, thinking nothing could go wrong...

"Misfortune on the Fairgrounds" by carizeecrow
"What?!" Zanaro cried. "How did I miss?" Rather than give her any straight answer, the creepy green Quiggle laughed and gave her a thumbs down. No prize, no ten thousand neopoints—no avatar! She huffed and gave the Quiggle one last glare before stomping away. There were plenty more entertaining things to do in the Fairgrounds than throwing things at...


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Great stories!


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Fun Times With Your Jetsam
How do you have fun with this temperamental pet? Well, I'm going to show you some things that you can get to help entertain your beloved moody friend!

by insane000illusions

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The Orbs of Power: Part Four
Another storm was descending as I arrived back in Neovia. I was in desperate need of sleep; the testing four-day journey into the Haunted Woods to retrieve the Orb of the Forest had left me exhausted and drained.

by burning_shadows_79

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First Day in Shenkuu
"Mark, sweetie, wake up! It's almost dinner!"

by laughingcrook

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With Many Faces: Part Three
I furiously knocked aside potions and brushes that were either too cute or too intimidating. "I'm going to right this, as soon as possible."

by encroached

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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XIV
My day was looking good. Disaster probability was down to a minimum and I was allowing myself to relax slightly, thinking nothing could go wrong.

by kristykimmy



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