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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

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The newspaper rack's demise will be our little secret.

Scents You DON'T Want To Wear

For every delicious fragrance, there is at least one other that is disgusting in smell. With this article, I am hoping to help steer you AWAY from such aromas, to BANISH those offensive colognes, and to STOP you making stinky mistakes. So here is an essential list of seven perfumes that you definitely want to avoid!

If You Could Talk To Your Newbie Self

If I could talk to my newbie self, I'd tell her to keep on zapping Esselor and raising his stats! So if you could talk to your newbie self, what sort of advice would you give him or her? Intrigued by this idea, I stalked the Neoboards and recorded what they'd love to have known as newbies!

Perfecting Your Pet's Style

I browse through all of the new neopoint and neocash wearables daily. I spend hours putting finishing touches on my pets and then changing those finishing touches... and then changing them back, adding something or removing something. I am obsessive, but I think I have developed a pretty good eye for what works and why it works. Here are the five major steps I go through in the process of dressing up my pets...

Other Stories
"The Chronicles of Super Pea" by the_crimson_rose
In a small Neopian cottage on the edge of town lived a red Chia. He was rather plain in appearance and small in stature, and his stats were nothing to speak of. He had no notable accomplishments on his lookup, no graphics, and no petpet. Sometimes his sisters would taunt him...

"Lisha's Lament" by parody_ham
I sometimes wonder what might have happened if my brother never came to Meridell. If we never came to Meridell. Might the war over the orb have been won? Perhaps, perhaps not. I like to think we did our share, that all of us fought valiantly against Lord Darigan, that there was nothing more we could do...

"A Darigan Citadel Tea Time Adventure" by alt1981black
As Poe approached, she suddenly paused. The bushes behind Grey were rustling! He seemed not to notice someone coming up behind him, but Poe did! Just as she opened her mouth to shout out a warning, a set of arms reached out and grabbed Grey! He was dragged into the bushes without...

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A Darigan Citadel Tea Time Adventure
It was a beautiful morning on Mystery Island. Little typographic the pepper Chia, affectionately known as Poe, walked along the shore, hopping over shells as she went.

by alt1981black


The Deep Woods: Part Four
Had the mansion offered only pleasant acquaintanceships, the Meepit may have slipped away before midnight. Given the availability of NeoCola, cakes, custards, nachos, and punch...

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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Six
"It's very tidy, Puffs, but what about Harlan?"

by emblo93


The Other Way to Creatively Write on Neopets
Two words: Story Telling!

by jarjarhead989


5 Tips to Build a Spotlight-Worthy Gallery
Now is your chance to learn all about what it takes to design, build, collect, and grow a spotlight-worthy gallery.

by desirae336

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