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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"You wish to know the order of things in a world that thrives on chaos. Faerieland falls from the sky. The lands are overturned by a mysterious obelisk. Paintbrushes and potions change people. Magic reigns, irrationality is king."

Be Yourself in a Crowded Neopia

The goal of this guide is to prove to you that everyone on Neopia has their own skills and their own chance to shine – that's what makes this world so great. The hard part is figuring out what you are good at, what you really want to do, and how to achieve it. It also takes this great skill called letting go and doing what you really love rather than what you think will impress people. This is a game, after all... enjoy it!

The Minion Perspective – Faeries

What do we really know about the Faeries? Popular culture certainly has a lot of theories about them, some of which are even mistaken by naïve young Neopians for proven fact. Below are some commonly held beliefs about Faeries, accompanied by a discussion of my own views on the subject. This is merely my opinion, yes, but bear in mind that I am an exceptionally intelligent individual with all the answers and no...

Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your Dreams

Let's start with location. With Neohomes 2.0, you can only choose your home's location once, so choosing properly the first time is of the utmost importance. I suggest first browsing the different housing options to see what style fits best with your theme. All Neohomes look identical on the inside, so this decision hinges on what you believe the outside should look like...

Other Stories
"Magic and Mayhem" by thedoggirl_97
The sun rises high in the clear blue sky. It bakes the surface of the desert to an unbearable temperature. Crowded and busy, the marketplace is far from peaceful. Shopkeepers bellow their prices and wares hoping to get attention and coin. One fruit shopkeeper, a squat, burly Techo, is quarrelling with a neighboring shopkeeper on the quality of his fruits. He almost...

"My Friend the Cupcake Faerie" by dewdropzz
The house was impressive, from what she could see in the dark of the moonless night. But it wasn't the exterior that made her feel drawn to it. It was the inside. There was something special inside. Something sugary and sweet. The perfect ingredients, and the equipment she needed to make her wildest dreams come true. And there was something else. She could...

"The Story of Kanrik" by xenna_15
The Gelert shivered in the night and coughed, his breath becoming visible in the chilly air. He had been wandering for hours, and still there was no one. No one but him and the howling wind. He heard footsteps and dove into the shadows in an attempt to hide. He looked around in fear. His eyes widened as a Shadow Lupess came forward, followed by a Blue Lupe...

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Great stories!


Dead End: Boochi
Let's get outta here!

by killable


True Kindness
It's not that she felt unfulfilled, or even unhappy. She just had nothing to do with her time.

by gyosco


The Story of Kanrik
The Gelert shivered in the night and coughed, his breath becoming visible in the chilly air. He had been wandering for hours, and still there was no one. No one but him and the howling wind.

by xenna_15


The Draik in Black: Pictures of Darkness - Part Eight
"First thing you should know," Jack said, "is that this has been going on a lot longer then you might think..."

by dr_tomoe


What Could Possibly Go Wrong
You'd have to be painted invisible for that to work.

by lilkittie080

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