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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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Events That Changed Neopia



As we congratulate the Neopian Times on their 600th issue, please join us on a trip down Memory Lane. Needless to say, a lot has changed since Neopets saw the light of day on November 5, 1999. We love hearing stories about the good ol' days, and was curious to hear what some long-time players think about some of the most significant events...

Seasonal Foods of Neopia: Fruit



What is better than biting into a ripe, juicy fruit that's full of flavor? If you purchase fruits when they are in season, you'll get an even better taste! Fruits that can be grown and harvested locally in Neopia Central always have more flavor and nutrients than fruits that had to be frozen or packed and shipped from another part of Neopia...

Dodgy Dinners


They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets! Not the cute, chocolaty chaps that the Petpet Lab Ray serves up from time to time though. Oh no, these are regular Petpets (and in some cases, their Petpetpets as well) that are simply being served up – as meals. That is right – meals!

Other Stories
"Chiaroscuro" by geniusbulb
Moltara has a shop that sells nothing but fantastic lights. Wonderful lamps. Extraordinary lanterns! But nothing I can afford. I'm a de-tinkerer; I make my living taking things apart, separating the small parts and sorting them into piles. I think I'm rather good at this...

"A Trip to (T)error Mountain" by kmc244
"Oh dear!" cried Clover as she ran over to collect the pieces. "That was my favourite snowglobe." Bluebell thumped her tail and looked pointedly at Clover. "Of course," Clover said. "I'm sure Donny would be able to fix this. Let's take a trip to Terror Mountain!"

"The Lottery" by nocturnal_ned
Sadly, not everyone can win the lottery. In fact, not everyone can even afford a ticket to play the lottery. Moerio the yellow Moehog is one pet that understood that better than any other. A quiet Moehog, he often expressed his thoughts better on paper than out loud...


Who Will Win?


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Comic Name
Customizing requires some skill...

by white_draigon

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Acquisitions Specialists: Part Four
"Hmm, I do recall seeing an object of that description a couple of weeks ago." Princess Amira sat forward on her throne as she addressed Brynn and Hanso...

by archetype

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Defender of Neopia - A Krawk in Lupe Clothing: Part Four
"For the last time, get out of my shop!" Alibaster Chesterdrawers shouted.

by kinokiro

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Dodgy Dinners
I am a little concerned. Some of my Neopets (the usual gang of troublemakers) are up to something distasteful and I can hardly bear to face the truth of it. They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets!

by carrotopian

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Better Times
I coughed. "Is this about the thing with the turnips? Because I told you that was an accident."

by vltava



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