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Quote of the Week


He was at the mercy of fate, drifting wherever the ocean would carry him. It was the first brave act of his life.


Winberto Seliz



With this year's Altador Cup on the horizon, I had a chance to sit down and chat with everyone's favorite Altadorian Wocky, Winberto Seliz, to hear what his words were about his many years with the team and what he sees for Altador's future...

Quests Board Etiquette



With the recent daily faerie quests event and the growing popularity of the Faerie Quest Fortune Cookie, the Quests board has been increasingly crowded. The kind Neopians on the Quests board are more than willing to help you on your quest. We have...

What's In YOUR Inventory?


Do you keep your inventory empty at all times? Do you keep your inventory full of junk items, to avoid getting your valuable items blasted into sludge? Or do you not care at all? In case you're wondering, I'm the type who keeps 20 Mysterious Orchids in my...

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"Dark Faerie Dreams" by cookybananas324
In her stony prison, the Darkest Faerie sleeps. Sometimes, she dreams of conquering one land after another, setting them all ablaze until there's nothing left but ashes and sorrow...

"The Hardships of Xana DiLanche" by chestnuttiger787
Xana DiLanche was huddled up in the corner of the locker room, clutching her stomach and biting her lip. It was team Shenkuu's first game of the year, and the team...

"What Makes the Hall" by aurorapearl
You used to stay outside for hours, swinging a scraggly twig around as you struck the invisible wraiths that terrorized your home. Your owner called you ridiculous and beckoned you to...


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Quests Board Etiquette
Five etiquette tips to keep in mind while posting on the Quests board.

by faith502

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Lessons from Lenny
TOO easy

Idea by blue_eagle16

by darkdragon_slayer


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Cybunny Down: Part One
My name is Meelu. Just a simple Pink Cybunny. Cybunnies like myself are not really super rare but much more uncommon than say Usuls. We all like to gather together once a year and celebrate.

by x_raynebow_x

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Squid Slippers
A little light reading.

by cosmicfire918

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Tales From Elysian Fields: The Little Guys
You can't chart relics of a time yet to come — an opening into the dark matter before us. Free from the shackles of reality, you are about to take a walk in Elysian Fields.

by bug0704



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