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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Sophie pulled the brim of her hat down to shield her eyes from the unreasonable cheeriness, and put her hands on her hips. "Either I took a wrong turn at the Brain Tree or I'm having a horrible, horrible nightmare."

Humble Neopets Wishes

By humble, I mean wishes that don't require a lot of Neopoints to fulfill. For instance, my Neofriends are wishing that the Neopets they applied for will finally be granted to them. Other Neofriends were excited about the Holiday Dream Neopet Giveaway in 2012, hoping for a chance to transform one of their Neopets into their dream color and species...

The Oracle's Origins

The Sway's victory brought out the Oracle for all of us warmongers to see, and now that she is assigning yet more battles to take place, her motives are... well, suspect at best. But to understand her motives, we must understand the Oracle herself. Who is she? Where has she been all this time? And why is she so intent on making us Neopians battle?

The Stock Market

In this article, I will be outlining why it is that you, the average Neopian, should be using the Stock Market to increase the stability and sustainability of your Neopoints income. I will include brief explanation of how the Stock Market works, but the main focus of my discourse will be to convince you that it is an asset of the community which you should be taking advantage of. If you are not growing with the Stock Market, you are losing without it...

Other Stories
"My Brother Tobin" by fields_of_gold
Tobin has always been different, I've never known him not to be. At nine years old, he's two years my junior, but he certainly doesn't act like it. Some days, it's like he's five, others, more like fifty. I never know which side of my brother I'm going to see next. He loves petpets...

"A Bruce with a Contract" by sirr1ch1
The Bruce sat in the darkest corner, of the darkest inn Mystery Island had to offer. The air was stifling. Being a Bruce, he was more suited for the cooler climate of Terror Mountain, but he always went to wherever his contracts sent him. The door to the inn opened, letting in a slight breeze...

"A Gentleman's Diary" by christin57
I'm a Baby Gelert of integrity, grace, intelligence, and elegance. My motto is, "When in doubt, pinky out." I can distinguish between types of tea based on taste alone, and Gourmet Food is the only food suited to my sensitive palate. In short, I am a pup of high society...

Victory Is Everything

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