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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.


Reasons to Speed-Train



Let's first review the ways by which you can train your pet's stats with absolute control – that is, no lab ray. There are currently three training schools: Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy in Krawk Island for pets up to level 40 and paid with dubloons, Mystery Island Training School for pets up to level 250 and paid with regular codestones, and Secret Ninja Training School, which is just behind the regular MI school, only...

Hidden Languages



Have you ever noticed that sometimes while you're wandering around Neopia you'll come across a piece of writing that seems perfectly legible at first, but upon closer inspection seem to be written in some sort of rune? Have you ever been to the plateau of Tyrannia and heard the tribes there speak with their typical Ugga language? It turns out that all around Neopia there are several secret languages that are waiting to be...

Guide to Draiks


One of the rarest neopets, and certainly one of the hardest to obtain, is the Draik! Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of!

Other Stories
"The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith" by creambiskit and fuliguline
It was a sluggish spring night, the kind that made your skin start to prickle and your mind dream of rain. In the distance, a brown Cybunny walked nervously down the sidewalk before pausing in front of a shabby address. There it was, just like they told her...

"Beyond Books" by allison_kitty11
Gaz closed the thick tome as she finished reading the final page, and leaned back in the chair she was sitting in, stretching her stiff spine. She'd been sitting in the same spot at a wooden table in the library for the past several hours while she was expanding her knowledge. The desert Kougra was broadening...

"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...


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Great stories!


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Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris
This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form.

by icyowl

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Neopia's Hidden Languages
There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise?

by chavo_guerrero

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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

by nativsis

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Uncertainty: Part Three
Flicker couldn't stand it anymore. He sat up, giving up on sleep altogether. He needed to calm his mind somehow.

by blueys45



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