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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The sound of around one-hundred locks clicked before the door finally creaked open. "Welcome to the guild..."


Improve Your Luck



Perhaps you just tend to purchase losing lottery tickets, find yourself constantly passed over by the Wishing Well or just watch in envy as everyone around you excitedly shares their latest random event. No matter what particular scenario you are finding yourself in (or maybe it is all of the above), you know that there is just one thing to do... blame your bad luck. So maybe you're not as lucky as you want to be, but don't worry- there are ways that you can improve your bad luck so things start looking your way...

A Five-Course Dinner



It is easy, in these busy, fast-paced modern times, to simply feed our pets the latest free slice of omelette and hurry off to do our dailies, play our games, restock, etcetera etcetera. But your pets and you, yourself, are missing out on one of the most wonderful aspects of Neopia--fine dining. Admittedly, Neopian food has its grosser aspects. But one who has never tasted a truly delectable Neopian meal is missing out on so much! The splendor of a gourmet meal is not to be missed. You could travel Neopia...

The Least Appetizing Sandwiches


Not all of these sandwiches are listed are 'gross' but simply looking at them makes you want to scream to the almighty Neopets Team to update their description to "nausea-inducing'. I warn you and your pets, approach these items enclosed in bread (in most cases) with caution and some Flat-u-less Tablets if you're feeling risky...

Other Stories
"The Tale of Herald the Poet" by moonandflowers
Herald chewed on the end of her pencil, staring at the blank page in front of her. It stared back, as though it were taunting her. The put the lead against the paper, began to write, and stopped. Began again. Stopped. This cycle continued through...

"Being Weird" by kayixu
The two other Kougras noticed Kalilu was watching them. "Hi! You want to join us?" the Brown Kougra asked. "Uh, no thanks," Kalilu replied. "I believe I shall just go for a walk and enjoy some peace and quiet." The other two looked at Kalilu strangely and then continued their...

"A Scholar's Nightmare" by usagisquared
It was all she'd ever really wanted, a 'good night's sleep'. From the day she fled her homeland, nightmares had plagued her evening hours, sending her into exhaustion and paranoia alike. Dreams, or perhaps more accurately memories, of a time...


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Great stories!


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Two Female Aishas Walk into a Lab Ray
Hmmm, something has changed about you...

by elassar

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What Did I Say?
A well placed kick to the door latch sent the outer door of the training room banging open as the yellow Ruki staggered in. The kick was necessary since the Ruki was so laden with Battledome paraphernalia she didn't have a hand free for the latch.

by khadagan

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MOST CANDY EVER!
But where is my candy?

by andy94174

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Floofeh
Maybe I'll skip the mug of borovan.

by jupebox

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Uncomfortable Kanrik
In case you didn't love Kanrik enough already...

by zooeys_parade



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