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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I let myself wonder why I saved an enemy. Because if you never wonder, then you never learn.


Don't Eat Your Veggies



Anyone who's been around Neopia as much as I have, has seen these cute little Neopets at one time or another. Unlike other Neopets, Chias do not simply become a "painted pet" when dipped, zapped, or fed their magical Chia pops. They are completely morphed into a fruit or vegetable, with a new shape, size and color. With Chia Day upon us again, I have decided to travel Neopia and interview a couple of these...

8 Tastiest Chias



Unlike other pets, Chias can be painted in a wide range of fruit flavours. From peach, pear to the classic asparagus, Chias have always been the outstanding fruit pet. Many would agree (including those Lupes!) that Chias are, um, delicious. To celebrate this Chia Day, I'm counting down the 8 tastiest Chias in Neopia. Note: I am not by any means suggesting eating an ACTUAL Chia! I'm sure the Petpet Protection League...

Qualities In Neopians


What qualities do you like to see in your fellow Neopians? Generosity? Wealth? Friendliness? Elite gaming abilities? Wittiness? Personally, I love it when people love their pets so much that even their cheapest pets are beloved. For instance, loving a Split Lenny because it was their first ever painted pet. What about you? I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians. Within minutes...

Other Stories
"Surprise with a Twist" by 77thbigby
Trick was sixteen years old. At the beginning of the month of Hunting, he had gotten lost on Mystery Island for two weeks. It had been a trying ordeal for the young Pteri and now, one month later, he was still in recovery. That's why Legend was there now. Trick wasn't fully healed but he was definitely feeling better and driving his siblings mad in the process...

"The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Best Offense" by daniecelpines
"Spring, slow down!" Spring cackled happily as she flew through Happy Valley on her broomstick, The Blumaroo's Gaze. Behind her Roxias, Scout and Xin were running as fast as they could, trying to keep up with her. Spring shouted over her shoulder, "Last one to the Neolodge is a rotten negg!"

"Desert Memories" by meadows_lark
The Pink Kyrii sat silently, looking over the Desert from her perch on the rock. Moonlight glinted off the sand, giving it a silvery appearance. The night was quiet. She shifted and sighed. She was wearing a white dress with intricate golden pins at the shoulders. Folds of white cloth fell down like a waterfall, forming the sleeves. The dress went down to her ankles, and...


Exercise Caution


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Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.
The following is a transcript of last night's Interview with Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

by legen_wait4it_dary

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Food Competition
Do you think you can beat me?! Haha!

by aruanahansel

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The Isle of Sight
The Tonu splashed his hefty tail, causing a ripple to spread through the mostly serene ocean. "We're here! Just take a look over there!"

by lux_aeterna1234

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Oh Space Faerie! #6
Why does the Space Faerie always pick on Kazma?

by saiyukii

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How to eat a watery hot dog
without making a mess...

by thelittlekaiser



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