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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


She just wants nice hair while taking over the world.


Faerie Festival Attire



Undoubtedly, the best way to give thanks to the faeries is by honoring them with your pet's outfit, and there are dozens of beautiful wearables to help you do just that. Like the faeries themselves, these wearables are varied, and range from delicate to opulent to sinister. Perhaps the best way to begin your Faerie Festival...

Guide to Peophins



Half horse, half dolphin, all awesome! Peophins are lovely and majestic pets who also have a reputation for being shy and magical! At the same time, many Peophins can be very hard to own, just because they are very unique creatures! If you're considering adopting or creating a Peophin, there are things you need to...

Finding Your Perfect Petpetpet


Matching a Petpetpet (for further reference simply called P3) with a Petpet is in some ways similar to matching a Petpet to your Neopet. For example, it will never work out to get your underwater Neopet, such as a Koi, or perhaps a precious Maraquan-colored Neopet, a Robot Petpet. Nine cases out of ten have reported that when...

Other Stories
"Of Days Past" by chimie119
Ria's spirit glow flared, as expected. "I don't need a knight! I can take care of myself. Look!" The Draik brandished her now-empty potion bottle like a weapon, pointing the mouth away from her. She began to chant a spell, stumbling a bit over the ancient words, and ball of fire appeared in the bottle, pulsing and growing with every word...

"A Day in the Life of Malice, Spite, and Vanity" by dr_tomoe
A pale hand reached out from under a blanket and then fired a purple blast of dark magic at the ringing alarm clock. Not a moment later, the annoying device exploded into a million tiny pieces from the blast. "Spite!" the dark faerie shouted out, ripping the blanket away. "You set your alarm clock too early!"

"Knowing Things" by lemoncake2
There were a lot of things that Floofingtons knew. There were also a lot of things that he did not know. One thing that he did not know was that there were a lot of things that he did not know, as Floofingtons was thoroughly self-convinced that he knew everything. Floofingtons was very intelligent, sure. He'd read the Neopedia...


Thyassa Wins!


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Great stories!


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Of Days Past
Even from inside, the Zafara could hear furious whispering.

"This is an awful idea!"

"Gareth, be polite. That is the elder Princess of Calladamos. Stay on her good side!"

by chimie119


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Hasee Adventures
Ew...

by darkdragon_slayer

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Saly's Club: Amateur
Saly has mastered all the 4th wall breaking techniques!

by djudju22_8

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Pulling the Cork
The Marketplace was as it was every day: filled with the happy chatter of busy Neopets and their owners buying, browsing and selling.

by wolfsaver654

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A Neopian's Guide to Peophins
If you're considering adopting or creating a Peophin, there are things you need to know first!

by bencat52



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