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Dressing for Mutants



Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia. As the tireless Dr. Sloth augments his army through his careful allocation of the rare transmogrification potions, mutant pets are becoming more and more pervasive. Unfortunately, these pets are often ignored in the field of customization. True, mutant pets resist the normal attire given to their fellow Neopians; however...

Cutest Mutant Items



Ugh, Mutants aren't that cute, are they? You can't blame your neopet if they just got turned Mutant by that cruel lab ray, right? (What are you doing zapping innocent pets with that horrible ray, anyways?) But still, some mutant things are extremely cute, in their own "special" way. These Mutant items can be cute as a Faerie item! In fact, here, I looked at all of the Mutant items in Neopia and found the cutest ones of all!

10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts


Let's see. They have a complex system of vending machines, they love Gross Food, they're crafty enough to come up with the Aisha Myriad, and... er... hmm. That's really all we know, isn't it? But don't worry. With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just...

Other Stories
"I Am Beautiful" by allison_kitty11
Even my boss doesn't like me- he's the reason I'm forced to work in the back. I stock shelves, clean the floors, take inventories, and do all the other tasks that nobody else wants to. He won't let me be a cashier because he thinks my appearance would scare away customers. I don't disagree with that, though. I hate having to work where customers can see me, I always feel them staring...

"The Eyes in the Window" by veritaserim
She passed the corner of the room in which stood a pristine collection of Usuki dolls, a dazzling array of vibrant garments and polished, dyed porcelain which shone in stark contrast against the half-lit gloom that represented the remainder of her worldly possessions: a small dresser, a weathered Rocking Uni from her childhood, and her mother's desk, to which was attached...

"Bazaar of Wonders" by kadface
Clad in patched red and mud-brown garments that were undoubtedly not of his own, he had a glint in his eyes that betrayed his profession. His eyes roved the town square, lingering on the more prosperous gentile neopets that wandered among the dusty stalls. A pickpocket by trade, he nonetheless was a skilled master of the art, and wanted to prove himself to Nabile. He wanted to join the Desert Scarabs...


Blue Paws For All!


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Peppered Reality: Mutant Day Special
In which having binocular vision is much appreciated.

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I Will Stand Alone: Part One
Prince Jazan the Fourth of Qasala strode down the halls of the palace, his long legs eating up the distance quickly. At sixteen, he'd finally reached his adult height...

by saphira_27

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Shuzu and Tig; Spyders
I'm sure you're not the only one, Shuzu.

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Six
He'd joined the zombie rights movement in the city, and by effective consensus had become their spokesperson to the media.

And now they were under threat.

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