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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

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Top 10 Neopian Noodles

If you love noodles even half as much as I do, you will really fall into your bowl over my list of Neopia's top ten noodles! If you think ten sounds like a big number, just remember: you can't ever have too many noodles in your day! It's a fact my Neopets and I live by. Whether for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, noodles should be your first choice! But how do you know which are the best noodles? After all, you wouldn't want to be feeding your Neopets noodles that are second-rate. No, only the best will do! Take this list the next time you go grocery shopping. Your Neopets will...

The Scoop on Fruit Chias

Now I know what you might be thinking, a fruit pet? You could have a mystical Draik flying around, or maybe a cute Cybunny painted Plushie to hug and squeeze? What can you possibly see in a piece of fruit apart from a healthy snack? (NOTE: I do not condone the eating of any fruit Chia, as this is just wrong! That means you, the Lupes of Neopia). I understand that most fruit Chias are seen as kind of cheesy, and know that apart from a rare FFQ or lucky zap from the Lab Ray, the cheapest fruit Chia is a Chokato (currently at around 2 million NP!) The best way I can describe to you my reasoning for...

Recovering From Missing Issue #550

This article is not only meant for, but dedicated to anyone who's just missed being published in big five-five-oh. I know that I sure flunked it. The day after the Editorial announced that "about now" was (then) the time to submit stories for the special issue, I hurried to slap together a short story meant for it. And you know what? I got such a late start on it that it was...

Other Stories
"Vision in Sight" by flerpers
Our protagonist, Thoguh the Tyrannian JubJub, was once again stumbling through his morning routine. Thoguh was "blessed" with extremely thick, dark eyebrows, leaving his vision blocked for the most part. "Why did I have to get my mother's eyebrows?"

"The Fluffmeyer Chronicles: Fortune's Hostage" by redoakcove
It's been a part of our routine for as long as I've been a Neopian: every day one of my pets and I stop by the Island Mystic's Hut to get our daily fortune. When I began visiting, it was in hopes of hearing a fortune that...

"Bandages" by sockmonk
Many Neopians who are not familiar with Kiko Lake culture have no idea the significance of the bandages that adorn the Kikos' heads. Many of them just assume that Kikos are simply accident prone, but the truth is far more complex. Bandages are considered a sign of...

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Anthology of Neopian Literature: Poems and Rhymes 2
"Baby Pteri"

Art by deadzzi

by seraphicbrie


A Screechy Situation
"That wasn't the neighbors, silly Poogle," Hasiera replied. "That was their Kadoatie. They're known for constant wailing."

by honeybee_462


Adjusting to Life on the Small Side
There are a number of things to keep in mind after your beloved pet becomes a baby again.

by marauder_on_da_loose


Kings and Curses: Part Three
Nabile asked, "Has something gone wrong, milady?"

Fyora closed her violet eyes briefly. "I've received word that the tomb of Aurajar the Cruel has been rediscovered."

by saphira_27


Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Eight
"You just destroyed his empire," Brexis pointed out. "Thought you might be interested."

by herdygerdy

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