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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


You must be this tall to warrant Dr. Sloth's attention.


Tough Petpets



We all know that the Petpet Protection League (PPL) is an organization whose sole purpose is to protect petpets from harm's way, but do all petpets need to be protected? In honour of Petpet Appreciation Day, I'm going to tell you all about 10 petpets that don't need any help from the PPL when it comes to keeping themselves safe because they're strong and tough enough to fend for...

The PPL On Yooyuball



Have you ever wondered why the PPL allows Yooyuball to be played? Sure, it's an important tradition, but why should anybody be allowed to hurl petpets around like that? Yooyuball might seem like a dangerous sport for Yooyus at a glance, but the PPL has made sure that it presents no problems for them whatsoever. Here are five of the most important aspects that the PPL has...

The South Pole


There is one land that just cannot be ignored any longer. Even the oldest of maps showed that at the south-most point of Neopia is a land of ice. Yet no explorer has journeyed to see what is hidden in this frigid world. No Neopians have gone forth to build homes and open shops at the South Pole. Well, it's time for a change...

Other Stories
"Ona Without an Owner" by mrs_cherish
There was once an Ona who was so defiantly against the idea of being purchased that he spent all of his days hiding under a loose floorboard, making sure that no customer ever saw him. Like all petpets in the shop, he was unpainted, and was simply the...

"Finding a Home" by angelpuss535
"This is the Petpet Protection League, open up!" Cassie yelled, banging on the door.No sound came out of the old hut. The Wocky turned away from the door with a sigh, wrapping her tail around herself to keep herself from shivering. The flimsy winter coat...

"It's Kind Of A Smelly Story" by flyingape
Half-eaten Poisonous Jelly, last year's Altador Cup's banners, and dung scatter as far as the eye can see. No treasure to be found here. Of course, unless you're into Half-eaten Poisonous Jelly. If that's your thing, then head on down. But most people aren't really fans...


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