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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Those who have encountered Aristotle A. Avinroo on the playing field can attest that, if and when he removes his headset, this Blumaroo's bone-chilling stare is colder and more petrifying than the Snowager's glare. It has even been rumored that he can immobilize potential thieves, cunning rivals and quite possibly a Shadow Wraith with the slightest raise of his eyebrows...


Know Your Yooyus



Interested in the Yooyu as a petpet? Here you can learn what their personality is like, their strengths and weaknesses, favourite activities and which of these wonderful creatures would make the best petpet for you. Perhaps now you would want to say, they're all Yooyus; what could possibly be the difference? Then let me tell you now my friend that nothing is ever as simple and straightforward as that with Yooyus. Even the most experienced Altador Cup veterans and long-time Yooyu-owners are still...

Customizer Quiz



Don't know how to plan your pet's next great look? Have hundreds of Classic Beauty Marks clogging your SDB? Fear not, dear Neopian, the quizmaster is here to aid in your many customization crises! With more and more wearables becoming available each and every day, many Neopians feel overwhelmed when it comes to customizing their pets. With this simple quiz you, YES, YOU! will be able to determine your styling personality and be on your way to fabulous customizations for your pets (and a cleaner closet)...

Making Neopian Recipes


Any user who visits Neopia or makes a home here knows two things. First (and foremost), Neopia is the land of inspiration; and second, it is the land of delicious food! But with so many deliciously enviable meal options for our Neopets that we ourselves can't eat, how can we try to replicate them at home, in our (non-Neo) kitchens? Actually, the "ingredients" for your own Neopian cuisine at home are very simple. All you need are two parts discretion, three parts ingredients and four parts...

Other Stories
"Pào's Reward" by sirkil
She didn't know exactly when her birthday was, nor had she bothered to count the passage of time. When other children should have been served cake and given gifts, Pào's birthday was just like any other day living homeless on the streets and cliffs of Shenkuu...

"A Tale of Two Sisters (And Ice Cream)" by erroro and princesspesa98
Once, in a small house covered in winter snow, lived a family. They were all very different and special in their own ways. But they put that all aside to cooperate with each other, like a good family should. Except for the...

"The Thief And His Sword" by seferet
It was just as intelligence indicated; one of Neopia's most wanted thieves was spotted in Altador. It looked like the notorious rogue really was staying nearby. The mighty red Grarrl had found his target at last. He smiled at the idea of the vastly handsome reward...


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Stooping Low: Part One
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