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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You're my hostage now," he said to the child as it sucked on its little toes. "Whoever brought you aboard this ship will pay a dear price for leaving you here... You aren't leaving my sight." In response to this, the little tyke clapped its paws and seemed generally cheery.


Altador Cup Players



The Altador Cup is a fun time of year, especially when you're in the stands, cheering for your favorite Yooyuball team. But wait a second, why is Babolino of Faerieland wearing a bandage? And what's with that eye patch on Shenkuu player Foltaggio – isn't he supposed to be a ninja? Plus, what's the name of that crazy Techo over there in the audience, cheering so loudly you can barely hear...

Altador Cup: Analysis



On the Neoboards, the chatgroups are revving up. The annual questions are stirring: who will win, who will lose; who will surprise, who will disappoint; is the winner's curse still legit, or will a former champion not just break into the top tier this time, but re-claim the Cup? Many of these questions won't be answered until the Cup gets underway, but we can take a good stab at some of them right now...

Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!


Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than to spend the day getting involved in activities with a Tyrannian theme? Tyrannia is not just a vast land of dry terrain and temperatures that will melt your Snow Neopets (it's wise to leave them at home); there are plenty of things to do and friendly locals to show you around. Let's get started!

Other Stories
"Anything You Can Do" by daisukefan
Hannah couldn't help but snigger at the mental image of a tall, dark, hooded Kanrik wandering around the obnoxiously bright and happy buildings of the new Faerieland, standing out like a sore thumb. "So how is the life of the Leader of the Thieves' Guild, anyway?"

"How Not to Go About Catching a Meepit" by cowdogdusty
He had to catch his prize, his petpet, his Meepit. With a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting. He just wished they lived somewhere more welcoming...

"For Better Or For Worse" by rpheart124
Thinking back then, I guess I was naive too. I actually thought we could keep that promise. Then again, it was three years ago. I should have expected him to forget. He was a kid, after all. For a kid, though, he changed his attitude and personality in less than...


Don't Eat The Qeelas


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Great stories!


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Mostly True Story: The Healing Spring
My band-aid!

by pauluna4

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A Mind Bending Countdown!
There's much fun to be had settling down as a group to take on the latest 10,000 piece Lost Desert Sand puzzle (every piece looks the same!).

by schoolwars

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Just Don't Ask - Hagan's Wisdom Part 2
*pause for effect*

by raynbow_light

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The Plushies: Jazan's Birthday
What is the meaning of this?

by jamba_jukeba

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Invisi-trou-ble!
The joy of invisible pets

by hummingbird1110



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