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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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And, with pizza and laughter, they lived happily ever after.


Get Your Question In



The Editorial is not random in the slightest. The TNT staff members who look over the questions and pick the most dignified, deserving, and due questions look through hundreds before picking those that will be blessed with an answer by the almighty powers that be. So how are we to pose our questions to get them recognized and answered by the Editorial staff? Luckily for all you questioning Neopians, we have come up with 30 tips for getting your questions published...

The Nameless Ones



I have a fascination with Capara, and I use her avatar quite frequently. When I heard that the 450th edition of the Neopian Times was coming, I planned to write an article or a short story about her. I always thought that she was related to the Kyrii hosting Better Than You because they look alike, have trophies and avatars made in their honor, and love being in the spotlight. As I started to write a story about their family ties, I stopped. What was his name again?

Play Yooyuball in Real Life


I see you found my article, so I suppose you want to play yooyuball in the real world. Well, just follow the directions below, grab a few friends and get your game face on and soon you'll be playing REAL yooyuball. How cool is that? :D What you'll need...

Other Stories
"A Victim of Circumstance" by fruitful_
Balfair closed his eyes and prepared himself for the impact. His paws became clammy and beads of perspiration began to appear on his forehead. He squeezed his eyelids closed as tightly as he could because he knew that any second now it was coming... Why did he put himself up for this again? ZZZZZZAAPPPP!!! Balfair felt the static rip through the air and the slight crackle in the atmosphere that usually followed. Something drastic had happened...

"The Lonely Weewoo" by thropp
The Weewoo's mother was nowhere to be seen. He chirped and tweeted, trying to call his mother home, but she never came. He hopped around the nest, craning his neck up to see through the tree branches and stretching to peer over the low edges of his nest. He bent over too far one day and tumbled out of the nest. He flapped his wings desperately as he fell. The snow covered ground rushed up quickly – too quickly for the Weewoo to stop himself – and he struck the...

"Phyllix's Radical Change" by brittboo_x
"I'm sorry, Phyllix, but I don't find pink and purple wings very intimidating," Hubert taunted as the pair made their way out of Neopia Central. Today was the day that one of Phyllix's closest friends, Kandy, was celebrating. It was Kau Day, and Kandy, who was a disco Kau, threw the biggest party and invited all her friends. Phyllix and Hubert had just finished buying Kandy some slushies for the party and were walking along a path that led them to Shenkuu, where Kandy lived...


Run! The Kookiths Are Coming!


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