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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Being a woman of science, I used my expertise, logic and reasoning skills to decide that the best course of action for me to take would be to poke this flaming hot chunk of rock. But with what would I use to poke? My devious cane? Ha, yeah, I don't THINK so. Like any good scientist, I began analyzing my surroundings. It wasn't long before I found my poking object of choice: a stick.


Grey Day: Guide



It's supposedly a festival to celebrate all our wonderful, Grey Neopians... But we must ask ourselves: is this really what Grey Day is all about? Well, sorry to inform you, but this is exactly what Grey Day is not. Grey Day is, first of all, very gloomy. This is the most grim time of the year, and I don't mean just for pets that are painted Grey in particular. Grey Day affects all of Neopia. It doesn't matter if you're in Faerieland, Krawk Island...

Why so Blue?



Another day of colour celebration is upon us. On the 14th day of the month of Eating, Neopians everywhere celebrate the colour grey. Yet something doesn't seem quite right. The guests of honour, the ones for whom this day is held, the grey pets, all look so sad. Why is it that they sigh so dejectedly? Why is it that they crouch and huddle so pitifully? Why is it that they sob uncontrollably? In essence, why is it that grey pets are so...

Ten Most Dangerous Foods in Neopia


I've written this article to warn other Neopians about the dangerous and sometimes catastrophic nature of each of these foods. Many of them will attack you, bite you, or even attempt to eat you. Beware; most of these foods have a seemingly never-ending ravenous need to feed themselves. Attempting to eat them may cause insanity amongst those that escape the clutches of the ferocious...

Other Stories
"Kingdom of the Mind" by lyraedi
"My lord Nexinus, king of Falthyr," a voice of charcoal drawled. "How may I serve thee?" The Oracle reached up to the hood of her cloak and revealed her face – an Aisha with fur like the foam on forgotten seas. Her eyes had long lost their usefulness, now an empty pool of silver...

"Unlikely Allies" by smoothiegrrl
"Practice and drills went well today," Kakoni began as soon as Valtonous had joined them. "But with the regular season wrapping up and the Tournament coming closer, we're going to have to start practicing other techniques." The Bruce frowned. "Hopefully we can do well this year. We have a lot of stigma..."

"Reason We're Here" by solcana64
"No! Don't leave me!" The girl handed the Techo the required neopoints, turned away, and ran for the door. "Please don't!" Tears formed in the Gelert's eyes as the door behind the girl slammed shut. Dr. Death put a hand on the Gelert's shoulder. "She's not coming back. Let's find you somewhere to stay..."


Sit And Read For A Spell


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Viva la Resistance!: Part Two
"Good, I do like it when I don't have to introduce myself," he said. "The reason I ask is out of good manners. You see, I know exactly who you are."

by herdygerdy

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Four
The next three days passed in a blur. Pariel unloaded his ship, examining each piece of metal to see whether or not it was useable as it was.

by kittengriffin

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LOL'D - Grey Day Colouring
Wait - am I dressed properly?

by _oceanriver_

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LOL!!!: Grey Day Special
Hey, Grey Faerie...

by jessijenni

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Solitary Epiphany
What was I, but a single speck of dust in a world that expected me to be great, before I could find myself?

by sylviau



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