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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


(Many people at this point might ask how in the world can a Slorg smell something if they have no nose. The explanation to this strange phenomenon is that Slorgs actually do have noses; they're just too small and well-camouflaged to be seen by ordinary mortals.)


World Challenge



I cannot believe in four years I had not tried this before. I had briefly heard of World Challenge or seen the topic on game boards but the even the name sounded so intimidating and the idea of being the best at games just did not seem feasible for my gaming skills. The only way I win trophies is by luck. However, I discovered that World Challenge is something I can win at and YOU can too!

Easy Game Avatars



A lot of the game avatars take a good combination of skill and luck, but some are easier than you think. Of course, I can't tell you how to get them (that would take the fun out of it!), but I can give you hints as to which games you should try. I guarantee you that even if you're not good at games (or think you're not good at games) you can get these avatars within a day of trying (most much less)...

Top Ten Dangerous Characters


Ever walked home through the woods and had a suspicious feeling you were being watched? Constantly scared for your safety, fearing the worst kinds of Neopets out there? Well, toss and turn no more*; here is a field guide to the top ten devious, dangerous and deadly characters lurking in damp, cold corners of Neopia. *Note: Actual guide may lead to serious bouts of fear...

Other Stories
"Revenge of the Meepits" by bearhollow
The petpet sitting across from me was a rather baleful little fellow, his short pink fur not disguising the menace that lurked in his great black eyes. He quickly devoured a Tigersquash corn dog, leaving crumbs about his buck-toothed grin. "Come now, Feepit," he began...

"Turmaculus Memories" by ginny_invisible and pafc_will
Around him, the chipper grass sways in the lively wind, Petpets play, and the endless noise of Neopia, of life, rustles and chirps and laughs. The Turmaculus sleeps to drown out the sound and the neighbors and the...

"The Puzzling Voyage to Geraptiku" by stingjc
Scrap awoke to the gentle swaying of the pirate ship he had hidden aboard. The previous night was a blur to the young Gnorbu. He remembered it had been storming, and he had hidden himself among a group of crates which seemed to be carrying hay. He remembered...


Be A Shooting Star


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Irregular Bane: Part Five
"I'm warning you, Bane, quit it or I'll send you back to the Pound."

Art by saro_the_legendaerie

by saro_the_legendaerie


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Difficulties: Part Six
Why, this is easy, I realized. I guess it wasn't necessary to read all of those "learning to swim" books. It comes naturally for Flotsams!

by majikel

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10 Characters You Don't Want To Meet In Neopia
A list of the top ten devious, dangerous and deadly characters in Neopia.

by valkyrieshadows

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sanity ltd
No Chias were harmed in the making of this comic.

by thunderlight314

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Yuletide Witches: Part Three
"The North Pole?" Stanley asked. "The Spirit of Giving actually lives there?"

by herdygerdy



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