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Quote of the Week


"Oh, you know, the usual. World domination," Sloth said airily.


Sense In Fashion



Have you ever sat there, wondering how other people are awesome at customization and you aren't? Have you ever wondered what the secret is to a well-customized pet? Have you ever thought about what color socks Dragona thinks are tastiest? Well, I can't help you out with that last question, but I can certainly help you with the first two...

Fashion For Minions



I have realized something. My minions, those Grundo slaves that do as I please all day, every day, try to keep me, their leader, worshipped and impressed so that I don't unleash my vengeance on them. However, there is one terribly wrong thing with this system. It's a tragedy! Listen up, minions, for I have decided on BIG changes! You all work so hard...

Not About the Neopoints


I can't think of a single reason to engage in the daily grind required to earn the millions of neopoints items seem to cost these days. So I don't. What do I do, then? After all, why spend time in Neopia if you don't actually care about earning neopoints? What else is there to the site? The answer is: Quite a lot, actually!

Other Stories
"No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge" by ava_ked
Good morning, everyone! Because today is Friday, I'm going to allow you to do whatever you want, within reason of course. No, Frank, you cannot zap everyone with your laser gun. Of course, I'm sorry. I promise I'll remember you prefer to be called Sloth. Oh, that's nice, Adee. Did you make those neobadges yourself? Yes, I'm sure everyone would love to have one. Isn't that right, everyone?

"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" by aizar
Silverweed. Ramlo bit down on his lip to keep from baring his teeth. Ever since the white Ixi had moved into the neighborhood, everyone had been on edge. Odd things kept happening, like lawn ornaments being stolen, statues defaced, garbage being tossed carelessly onto people's yards. The funny thing was, no one could figure out who was doing these things--Silverweed was as nice a Neopet as...

"Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates" by roeder123456
Looking out the Voxain III's front window, he could see another ship, one that looked ready to fall apart. He paled when he realized who the strangers were. Pirates. The very word filled him with dread. He had fought with space pirates before, but he had always had a crew to back him up. This time, he was alone. And they were already on his ship. Still, he knew he wouldn't let them just...


Work Your Magic


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