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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Jelly is a gelatinous substance, and, through my diligent research, I can confirm that it miraculously weighs the same when whole and half-eaten.

100 NP Readers Program

Because I am a little bit stingy and out of curiosity (because I am a very curious Aisha by nature), I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up! As it is, I was astounded at how many different books were available for such a low price! I was so excited I felt the need to share with everyone how much fun, and how affordable...

Blast those Petpetpets!

You may think that those Zytches or Bumbluz are cute, but your petpets sure don't feel the same! Once you begin the game, you shall understand. Seeing all those petpetpets in the petpets' fur isn't exactly a pretty sight... Itchy Invasion is a fun game and quite simple once you've mastered the basics. (Hey, just because there's no avatar doesn't mean you shouldn't play it, right?) In Itchy Invasion, you act as Eamann...

Ways to Make an Account "Stick"

Set goals. This is probably the most important way to make an account stick in the long term. If you've accomplished everything you can think of, then what's the point of staying around? (Neopets has so much going on, I'm not sure how this is possible!). Setting goals such as being published in the Neopian Times, getting your pet to a high level, or collecting as many trophies as possible will help you stick around...

Other Stories
"The Affair of the Faerie Paintbrush" by feng_ling1
"Carol Elizabeth? What are you—?" The words were scarcely out of my mouth when my sister shouted me down. "Isla, great news! I'm going to be painted! The wishing well gave Lian a faerie paintbrush!"

"Where To?" by froggygirl49
"So, Precious? What are you gonna do over the summer?" my BFF Ponycorn, the blue Uni, asked me at lunch in the cafeteria. I shrugged my shoulders. "Maria said she had some special trip planned for us, but it's a surprise..."

"Conformity: The Bane of My Existence" by wanderlustre
Romaline will not be visiting the Rainbow Pool anytime soon. She's entirely perfect the way she is. She doesn't need to be morphed into a Cybunny or painted with a Lost Desert Paint Brush. No matter how...

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Black & White
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For some Neopets, there is something more exciting than the Altador Cup...

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Idea by icysparkle

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Freak-out - Techo Super-Fan Gets A Job
Your job is simple.

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