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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Didn't he love me? Of course he did. He bought me lots of stuff. That's love, right?


How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...

Around the World in 80 Soufflés



One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place. No need to thank me, dearies; knowing one has helped make your special night that bit more special is all the...

A Guide to Advanced Fonts


First, let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful. These are a few really important things to keep in mind as you make your font. Colors: This is a crucial part of making your font look nice. You should almost always match your avatar to the colors you use. Of course, if you made a font that does not match an avatar...

Other Stories
"I've Never Felt Better" by catofparadise
He was a gray Wocky, with no sort of color on him at all save for his mane, which was a rather gloomy and depressing shade of blue. He wore a suit, a top hat, and a frown. He was sitting in a large blue chair in front of a desk. His study was filled with shelves of...

"The Phantom Stylists" by olim333
I could smell something that smelt like steam and a hair dressing salon coming from my Cybunny's room. I burst in and found her straightening Spike, my baby Tonu's mane while he was playing with his teddy bear. "SAKURA, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed...

"Such a Snotty Grundo" by dlandwehrs4816
Nothing was worse for the maintenance Grundos than when Dr. Sloth had a dinner guest. Two Grundos were forced to serve each time, and were often used by Sloth and his villain friends as target practice. The Scientist was the worst. Last time he came he had turned the charming pink Grundo...


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The Adventures of Lucy: Part Four
"Goodbye, Hannah," I said quietly, giving her a sincere hug. "You'll write me, won't you?"

by majikel

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The Wrong Negg
Go get something valuable!

Script by marwanshah_13

by anatidaephobicneuro


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An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17

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Tyrannian Ways Differ
He was just unaware...

by lonekita

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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp



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