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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You're a dark faerie. She's a light faerie. We hate them. Why can't you get it? You may be all buddy-buddy with them now, but you're going to grow up eventually, and then you'll realize."


Mysteries: Altador Cup



You may be thinking to yourself at the moment, "Mysteries of the Altador Cup? I know everything about the Altador Cup, what mysteries could there be?" or maybe "There isn't enough space to fit all of the mysteries of the Altador Cup in the 50,000 word maximum of a Neopian Times article!" if you look at things from my perspective...

Summer: Gamer's Guide



When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply and whilst this is a good thing, it does present us with a tricky decision: "Which game do I play?" As the warm weather approaches, Neopian citizens struggle to keep their temperature down and their minds engaged, making the choice just that little bit harder. Here is a concise list...

A Puzzling Game


Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers? If so, are you tired of playing Maths Nightmare over and over, and are looking for another game to entice your brain? Then Roodoku may just be the game you are looking for. It contains everything you might be looking for in a game: easy, medium, and hard difficulty levels; logic skills; and bonuses...

Other Stories
"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...

"Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World" by a_greenparrot
"A Meepit working for TNT?! How can people believe such rubbish?" she exclaimed, ignorant of the fact that she had believed it only a few seconds ago. "I don't know how he got people to listen to him, but..."

"Serendipity" by mewberry101_88
"Well, I've been entering your personality into tests that tell me the hobby most suited for you and the test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please." I pounded my paws on the table. "Your hobby would be..."


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In The Yooyu Cage: Part Three
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The Hero Society - #25
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Randumb
For quick Battledome fights

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Roomies 4: Part Seven
Jhudora whipped out her wand. "Come on, Illusen," she said, nudging the sobbing earth faerie at her side. "We have to get out."

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Your Neopets: Are They Really Happy?
Many owners make a vital mistake by thinking that they don't need to feed their pets.

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