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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


How does a dinosaur travel through a time warp and lay eggs of giant proportions? I'm not even concerned about the WHY, yet. I'm just concerned that there are time warps big enough to feed all of Neopia.


Altador Cup: Team?



Read on if you don't have an old favorite, are new to the competition, feel like it's time for a change, or have indeed been living under your Pet Rock (which I was joking about, but if you really are, you might be getting contacted by the PPL, so heads up!). There are lots of ways to figure out which team is best for you: quizzes (including the helpful one offered to confused players during sign-ups), spinning a wheel with a wedge for each time, closing your eyes and randomly pointing... you could do that. Or you could think about...

Fyora's Biggest Fan



"Welcome, welcome!" a petite faerie Bruce bubbles as he opens the door to a quaint cottage home. The sweet, pink trimmed house is located comfortably on the clouds of Faerieland, a perfect location for the Faerie Queen's biggest fan. It's easy to enter; the hallway is not cluttered with junk and knick-knacks from regular living. Instead, the home is lined with pink shelves, trimmed with some of Faerieland's fanciest vases and toys. "Come and sit down!" He smiles, ushering me towards a large table in the living room...

Survive a Super Key Grabber


Every Keyquester's greatest joy is finding themselves with this elusive Power-Up. It is also their greatest nightmare to be on the opposite side of a Super Key Grabber, or SKG as I will be referring to it throughout this article. This is a Power-Up so powerful that it can cause players to cringe at the mere sight of it; it can quickly turn games around in the most unexpected ways. First, let's cover some basics!

Other Stories
"Fyora's Dilemma" by geneames1
Restless, she finally stood and summoned her attendant who was waiting on the other side of the door. "Fimbria, I'm going for a walk," said Queen Fyora abruptly. "There is no need for you to accompany me..." Fimbria peered closely...

"Re: Sloth's Birthday Party" by autotune
Dear Distinguished Neopian, You are cordially invited to Frank's Birthday Party! We would love it if you were to take part in this monumental event. There will be cake, party streamers, balloons, and of course, free-flowing Neocola!

"Color Blind" by devil2425
Almost everyone in the room was painted, and the only three who weren't were clumped together in a corner of the back of the classroom. It set my head to thinking, and I looked down at myself. I saw immediately what was wrong; I just didn't fit in...


Strike It Rich In Geraptiku


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Great stories!


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Because I Said So - Snowie
You have to feel kind of sorry for him...

by jayzara

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The Curse: Part Two
Lockwood settled himself in an armchair, looking gloomily irritated. "I detest traveling and I detest farms."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Pans House (Top Chop)
Who wouldn't think they have superpowers with a nice robe like that.

by poesidious

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Socks
Are you tired of wearing your socks? Here are some fun things to do with socks!

by emmabat_3

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Color Blind
Didn't I like the way I looked? Wasn't that what mattered?

by devil2425



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