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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"And the best part is that it's just me and nobody else. No Hannah the Brave, no head-strong pirates, no mummy Uni, no silly kid, and no knights to steal all the action."

Being a Responsible Neo-Chatter

We tend to forget that there are people behind these pixels, we forget all the times we've done the same things those we criticize have done, and in a way, we choose to forget. We are quick to judge, and ultimately, we are our own arbiters. We may not realize it when we pass judgment or make a snide comment about someone else, but what is really said in that comment is a reflection on our own nature. What does insulting...

A Salute: The Lenny Conundrum

As you may know, the 300th Lenny Conundrum will soon be published. In honor of this occasion, I've compiled a list of memorable moments, tips, and trivia about the Lenny Conundrum. The Lenny Conundrum debuted on March 23, 2001. You'll notice that the Lenny shown in the News for that day looks quite different from the current Lenny. The previous Lenny had a beard, and his hat and robe did not have stars on them...

Make a Great Petpage Game Guide

There are many conceivable uses for a petpage. It can be a place to show off your pet, as the default petpage does; it can be a place to showcase talents of yours, such as drawings, writings, or opinions on certain topics; it can even be used to display goals, restocks, or avatars. However, from my personal experience, the most popular use for petpages is petpage guides. Guides are intended to provide their users with information or tips on various parts of Neopia. However, the question is often asked...

Other Stories
"The Story of a Silent Prisoner" by dragonstorm_75
I still wish for freedom, ever wondering when Lord Darigan shall release me from my cold, unforgiving cell. I write my diary now, for two reasons. One is because I cannot speak, and two is because I want others to know of my plight, and what happened oh so many years ago that robbed me of my life and speech... I was once a noble, brave protector of the Darigan Citadel before its destruction...

"My First Day in Neopia" by averryyy
Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. It was so overwhelming when I first got here! I first found myself in the crowded welcoming center, smashed against one of the walls. I didn't stay long, because after fifteen minutes of not moving an inch, I figured that I wasn't going to learn...

"Unbottled: The True Story of Balthazar" by alexmajor9
His upbringing was never was an easy one, as his father left home while he was still a newborn cub, but Balthazar's mother would always make sure that Balthazar felt protected and safe; little did she know that this could not be the case for long. Because one day they would venture to the inner Haunted Woods, where Balthazar's story would begin, and a nightmare would plague...

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Darigan Diaries
Presumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation!

by tanyawebber


To Lab Or Not To Lab
To lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.

by xxo_kacobs_oxx


Sky Pirates!: Part Four
The crew didn't need telling twice. They rushed to light the cannons. A few moments later, three cannonballs were hurled across the ocean.

by herdygerdy


Sasha's Paint Brush
"Oh no," Sasha murmured, eyes in wide in apprehension. The small Usul trembled with uncertainty as she slowly approached the Rainbow Pool.

by auntieziz


Good Job
Wheel of Knowledge, or the anticlimax wheel?

Also by taz_241590

by elmisticosun

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