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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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He could have quite happily purchased a small planet with the loose change he kept under the mattress in the fourteenth guest bedroom of his least favourite mansion.


Homemade Valentines



"I don't have the kind of money for that." So what is a Neopet to do? Why, it's quite simple, really: make all of your presents! Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than something you took the time and care to make. Besides showing the special Neopians in your life how you feel, making your Valentine's gifts is often a lot cheaper than the alternatives! Without further ado, I present to you six beautiful* homemade gift ideas...

Your Minion of DOOM



We all know that there are some topics that one simply does not raise in polite company. Their stigma is too severe, their humiliation too heavy to bear and the likelihood of being offered the last slice of chocolate sponge cake and/or being invited to any subsequent genteel gatherings is remote. However, when you find that you have begun harbouring ugly suspicions that one of your Neopets is an undeclared devotee of Dr. Frank...

Perfect Anti-Valentines Day Gifts


We all know the story. You like chocolate, you like presents, but you don't like pink. You like giving gifts, but you don't like the message of the day. Whatever your story is, the base is the same; I don't like Valentines Day. Well, say you have a "friend" that you really want to give a gift to anyway... what do you do then? Simple! Send them an Anti-Valentine's Day gift!

Other Stories
"A 'Dreamy' Valentines" by blonde310
Jhudora scowled as the Queen left. She then stared at the object in her hand. "Bottle of Love?" she sneered. Jhudora tossed the bottle carelessly behind her, though it was a rather foolish mistake. It landed in the potion, causing the cauldron to bubble and shake. Jhudora stared at it, mouth ajar. Before long, the potion erupted into the room, its scent...

"Chasing Moons" by goosher
The purple Grundo had been coming to the crater fields ever since she was a little girl. She and the other Grundos in her village had discovered it years ago. It made a great battlefield, secret base, and a challenging hide and seek area, provided you didn't get yourself lost among the craters. They stretched as far as the eye could see, past the horizon, into the dark side of Kreludor...

"An Unforgettable Valentine's Day Party" by dragonoftheseas2
"Fifteen minutes, dude!" Martin knocked louder. Viktor's heart jumped to his throat as he realized how grave this was. If this really was blurred vision, then there was no way he could go to the party; Martin would never let him go. Without thinking, he opened the door just as Martin was about to knock again, and stared straight at him (or at what he assumed was Martin)...


Happy Valentines Day!


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Great stories!


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Are You a Neopian Sweetheart? – A Valentine Quiz
If you had to describe Valentine's Day with only one word, it would be...

by imsleepingbeauty

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Evil Valentine's Day?
You feel them too?

by blaumann

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Random Rainbows; Selfish?
Selfish? Greedy? LOUD? Nah, everyone's nice on Valentines Day! C:

by ruby_petal

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The Letter
What could he say? What could possibly reverse those dreadful words he'd uttered exactly a year ago?

by punctuation_ninja

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Just Sit
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm totally not a "Mary Sue".

by katopia12



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