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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


If you can handle a raging Devilpuss, you can handle anything.


Starting a Guild



Running a guild takes a lot of work, especially in the beginning, so the first step is to ask yourself if you have the time to do the work. If you are only on Neopets once a week, then you may want to consider joining an established guild. But, if you have the time and are willing to spend it in your new guild, then let's move on. Before you even think about getting members, you should set some parameters for the guild. What is the guild going to be called? What kind of theme do you want? Should your guild be private?

Eating Dirt



Dirt may be labelled as a gross food, but have you ever tried it? Do you have the right to criticize it if you have not tried it? Is Dirt the ugly-duckling of food everywhere? Will it soon blossom into the most delicious and most happily eaten food all over Neopia? Well, we'll never know unless you give it a try and just eat some Dirt! Now, you may be thinking, "Eat DIRT? Eww! Not me! It's full of germs and gross things like bugs! You'll never catch me eating Dirt!" I cannot tell you how wrong you are!

Kikos: the Guide


Kikos are one of Neopia's most lively and fun species, but how much do you really know about these adorable and effervescent limited edition pets? Sure, Kiko Day is over, but it's never too late to learn more about a wonderful species of pets that generally and undeservedly receives very little Neopian attention! It is in my opinion that these understated and mischievous pets are some of the best and most rewarding to own...

Other Stories
"Tales From Travis: Lilly's Story" by sooooocute5
A female voice shattered the stillness of the night like a fist thrown through a pane of glass. I had heard the pitiful cries of a pet being abandoned many times, but never so loudly and with so much verve! I suddenly decided to see who this new arrival was... and where she got such...

"The Brave Little Hopso" by lynbro
Little Timmy sat as still as he could, scared to look out from under the covers but too curious not to. "Who is that?" he asked in the bravest sounding voice he could muster up. He dropped his book and jerked off the covers only to find himself looking into the eyes of one of the strangest little creatures he had ever seen...

"A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy" by xxxkodakmomentxxx
"You are a grotesque one, aren't you?" Dr. Death stared. When Jory whimpered, he sighed and patted Jory on the head once. "Look, it's not your fault you're ugly. It's your owner's. I wonder why she would turn her pet mutant on purpose, just to throw it away later?"


Demystifying Neopia Since Y1


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Great stories!


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The Book: Part Four
Mystery Island had never seen so many witches at once. The sight of the group, clad in their full robes in the tropical heat, was causing quite a commotion.

by herdygerdy

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A Comprehensive Guide to Kikos
Kikos are one of Neopia's most lively and fun species, but how much do you really know about these adorable and effervescent limited edition pets?

by turtles_rule32

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Just Crazy
Orange Lutaris??? C'mon, TNT.

by empoleon07

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Razzle Dazzle - Episode XXIV
My dearest and most forgiving family...

by khestrel

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Greatclaw: Part Three
He ducked into the shadows of the wall. He listened as one voice said, "This is crazy. It's not like he's going to escape anyways."

by kaylamdal111112



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