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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Hey, it is rude to just row off to lands unknown in a little boat without first telling someone that you're rowing off to lands unknown in a little boat.


Playing Favorites



I use my Favorite Games list every single day that I'm on Neopets. Even though I categorize myself as a gamer, you can find your own reasons for utilizing your Favorite Games list. You may use it as a guide for games you want to start playing, or, if you are saving for something, it is an excellent tool to jump to everyday to fuel your savings with more Neopoints. I came up with this guide because, from my many years here, I have noticed that a lot of Neopians seem to have trouble finding games they actually enjoy playing. Even if you aren't a regular gamer, I hope this guide will give a little jump start to your gaming...

Darigan For the Cup!



The third annual Altador Cup will take place this June. If you know all about this event, take a minute to paint your pets Darigan, proclaim your love for the almighty citadel, buy from my shop, or do something else productive while I explain. The Altador Cup is a yooyuball tournament between the worlds of Neopia. Yooyuball is a game that is only playable during the Altador Cup. During gameplay, one team plays another, trying to score the most goals before time runs out. Each win earns points for one's team. Basically, each world tries its hardest to earn more points than its weekly opponent. Whoever has the most...

White Weewoos: Do They Exist?


When cruising through Neopia, you may see a few pictures of White Weewoos. Like the one where the petpet is sitting atop a Yellow Draik's head. Or maybe when visiting the Petpet Puddle you find it showing you a White Weewoo (among many other Weewoo hues). There have been sightings and photographs taken of these mysterious white apparitions. While some were revealed to be frauds, others have remained questionable, but...

Other Stories
"Where Neopets Come From" by flingingfire
Two of my neopets had left home for a day of training, leaving me with Cursair, my curious Halloween Shoyru. I stoked the fireplace and settled into my seat with a copy of the Neopian Times. Barely a minute had passed when the question came. "Hey Fling? Where did I come from?" The cosy, cluttered living room of our neohome suddenly became much less comfortable...

"The Clash of the Titans" by torkie10
One moment, the courtyard had been the scene of a peaceful celebration of the Founding of the Citadel; the next moment, it was the landscape of a battlefield. The smoke, which had previously been thought to be caused by an accidental fire, was pouring into the area as nearby buildings were set aflame. "What is happening?!" Lord Draconis Darigan whispered...

"Appearances Are Not What They Seem" by mudkippikdum
She was fairly sure that she had been abandoned because of her newest colour. Blue. What wealthy Neopian wanted an unpainted pet? It was her petpet that eventually got Tulip adopted. Doughnutfruit the plushie Hasee. Her new owner was just as greedy as the previous one – but the plain green fur of the Kacheek who turned up with her told Tulip that she was nowhere near as...


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