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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

When, the next morning, he ended up back in a cage at the brick-built building, with the thin yellow creature in the white coat standing over him and shaking his head, the Grarrl was hardly surprised. But it didn't do anything to ease the pain inside him.

Gift Giving Ideas

The Month of Celebrating is a time of feasts, fun, and of course gift giving. Have you given any thought to the gifts you might give? You have your pets (of course) and maybe some petpets and neofriends as well. That could be only four gifts or it could be...

Planning Your Holiday

Consider yourself stress-free, heading towards a vacation you deserve, while your Neopets enjoy their best holiday season yet! There's a catch. Your favourite vacation spot will be packed with holiday-bound tourists in no time, and you need to act immediately...

Muffins vs. Cupcakes: THE SHOWDOWN

Nothing smells better in the morning than a nice cupcake! A muffin tastes good too, though. Muffins are Battledome items... cupcakes are sweet and delicious... So which one is better? This question has been asked for thousands of years, and the most brilliant minds of Neopia have tried to answer it, all failing...

Other Stories
"The Pen IS Mightier Than the Sword" by mubu89
It really was a good article, if I do say so myself. It was titled, 'Why the Guildmaster's Dinner Was Canceled'. It was basically a list of reasons of how the Thieves Guild is just a band of cowardly, wimpy...

"Not So Beautiful Revenge" by liannachick
"Take this, my dear Vira," I said, madness taking over my voice. I handed her the mirror, cherishing the feel of the wretched object leaving me forever. "Look into the mirror, Vira! Look into the mirror and see true beauty!"

"Charlie and the Rubbish Quest" by troymizu
But on one fateful day, after digging through piles of dung and squashed tomatoes, he found a prize to take his breath away. For on that day, he found what appeared to be the lost shipment of the fabled Hidden Tower...

A Little Pie In The Sky

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Charlie and I began circling the house the moment we had landed and slipped inside the open gate. I peered in through a large window...

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It wasn't hard to find her mum. When Kat left home, she'd expected it to take ages. There would be a good amount of research involved, and heavy sleuthing. But in reality...

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Abu's Exam: Part One
The green Xweetok had locked herself in her room, and poured over gargantuan volumes – history; astronomy; physics; math; English; Altadorian – the list was endless. She was preparing for the Imperial Exam...

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