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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"We have come to make use of your garden for the greater good of our Master, the most glorious Doctor Frank Sloth," it said with an almost childish glee. "You will be pleased with his new regime."


Heroing How-To



While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...

PB Polls: Tyrannian



With all the exciting changes that have been taking place around Neopia and especially the fashion industry, it's important not to forget our roots, that's why this season we're going back... way back... to bring you Neopians' favorite vintage looks of all time. Today we're taking a look at those prehistoric prodigies who've revolutionized the world of fashion with their flaming hot throw-back styles. From shimmering scales to thick fur coats, Tyrannian pet fashion is...

Care and Keeping of Slorgs


Slorgs are abundant and often appear in well kept neogardens. They are a conveniently small size so require less food than some other petpets. You'll never have to brush a slorg, give it a bath or trim its nails. Slorgs come in many lovely colors that all kinds of pets can appreciate. And most of all, slorgs are very loyal and friendly. So you've gone to the petpet shop and purchased a slorg...

Other Stories
"Sunset: Dreams" by bathschool123
Frost's mother... well, that's another story. No one knows what happened exactly. Ocean doesn't, the townspeople don't, and Frost certainly doesn't. She was too young to notice that anything was going on at all. All I know is that she disappeared...

"Domination 2" by amwolford
"It would be a whole lot easier if the both of us teamed up. Once my plan is carried out, you and I can defeat the other villains so Neopia will belong to us and only us. Why, with my brains and your powers... and my brains, we could take over this planet..."

"Rise Above" by rydeordiechic576
A painted pet was revered, cared for, played with. Unpainted pets were "disposable." Now with the clothing, he thought, even unpainted pets could be fabulous-looking. But if someone couldn't afford clothing or paintbrushes... well, for Azolito, there were only more...


Spike in Yooyu Fitness Reported


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Zafara and Lupe Days
Look behind you!!!!

by moonkie_saphy

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What Not to Eat Before a Big Night Out
SPLAT! You look down, and there, on your gown, is a big splot of tomato sauce. What are you going to do?

by savannah812

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A Spy's Tale: New Life - Part Four
Lifting the bandage with her dark grey paw, Audri's mouth shot open when she saw that the wound was partially closed. She touched it gently with her finger; again, she saw her bracelet glow...

by allo_allo_numa

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A Guide to Poogle Racing
The Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...

by ginelga

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Page and the Exams
As they parted, Page looked after Sammi worriedly. She felt bad, knowing how much the Uni struggled to keep up with class work...

by bookworm_kate347



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