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Quote of the Week


"Well, my unfortunate peasant, I believe I have been quite lenient with you! I have listened to, considered, and replied to your foolish entreaty patiently, in person, and nevertheless, you disrespect me greatly with your pertinacity. I say, you have some nerve."


Neopian Economics



One of the most important things in Neopia is the neopoints. It is the currency of nearly every world, from the Haunted Woods to Altador to Faerieland. Even dubloons, which are used on Krawk Island, can be bought and sold for neopoints. But where do neopoints come from? How are they used? Where do...

Misconceptions



Think about this: is it okay to steal from the Snowager because you can? Yes, you have the opportunity to do so every day, but perhaps TNT implemented that to see whether or not you'd be able to resist. You can't, of course, and so have convinced yourself that it's all right just because everyone else is doing it...

Gallery Basics


Blindly I just started putting items into the gallery, laboriously I worked out the HTML of a description, and finally I ended up with something that looked like a glorified safety deposit box. Er... that's no good. So I took an afternoon and worked a few things out. To my surprise and delight, making a decent gallery is not nearly as difficult as it may seem...

Other Stories
"The Dancer's Tale" by lizzex8
"You just want to start trouble," Jula replied, standing on her tip-toes and twirling in a circle. A leaf fell from above and landed on top of the yellow Techo's head and Jula laughed heartily as she plucked it from his top. "Just because Grenda is supposed to be a mean, old..."

"Travelers" by odel_chan
Dew-garnished fields stretched out below, each individual grass blade seeming to shine like an emerald under the newly-risen sun. The residents of the small cottages below were only just awakening from a peaceful slumber. The beekadoodles filled the air with their melodious chatter...

"New Research Reveals Hidden Dangers of Deserted Tomb" by serissa98
"The evidence is clear," Professor Harriman concluded, "that an anomaly in the space-time continuum exists around the deserted tomb. We also observed the effects were similar, although not as pronounced, in the vicinity of..."


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Great stories!


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Sloth's Time Machine: Part Five
Oen grabbed the nearest bottle and threw hard it at Sloth, just as Sloth fired a glowing laser. CRASH!

Also by jamesuk2

by azellica


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Her Voice is Music
She always talked to her sister, even if she couldn't hear. She had never learned sign language, but her sister seemed to understand...

by imogenweasley

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Gallery Basics: The How and the Why
Making a decent gallery is not nearly as difficult as it may seem.

by theatrevamp

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Kadoatery Khronicles: Part Four
The wrapper for a hard candy was crumpled on the floor of Freddie's cage. The Kad was on his back, his mouth was open, and his tongue was hanging from it...

by dpickle26

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Altadorian Cobb Salad
"Lack of Respect"

by tissuewaster



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