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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Pet rocks are rocks. Seriously, there's no way around that—they're rocks! Piles of Soot, on the other hand, are so obviously much more than just piles of soot because they've got EYES.


The Beauty of Skunk



*Sniff, sniff* ...Eugh, what's that smell? That, dear readers, is the wonderful smell of, well, skunk! An issue that has gone unaddressed for way too long is Skunk pets and the way they are treated! They are certainly not the first, and definitely will not be the last, type of pet to be treated like an outcast. Like their Snot, Mutant, and Msp counterparts, pets painted Skunk are simply...

Win Big at Dice-a-Roo



You may have made it to the yellow die only to lose a pot of 100 Neopoints and have your hopes and dreams of becoming a Dice-a-Roo champ smashed. But if you use one of my three strategies for being a successful Dice-a-Roo player, you could just be building a brand new Neohome on Roo Island with a big bank account. Heck, you could own the Neopian National Bank after you follow...

Guide Making


Some may think making a guide is an arduous task that reaps no benefits, when in reality guide making is as simple as One, Two, and Three. In this guide you will learn how to successfully transfer your Neopian knowledge into a guide fit for a king. Even King Hagan will be impressed with your soon-to-come writing masterpiece...

Other Stories
"A Story of Random Things and Daredevils" by bibliomaniac
She has many ideas, which usually end up badly. Like the time she decided it would be awfully fun to visit Faerieland, with rocks tied on to our paws. I'm still recovering from that. Or maybe the time when she thought up an invention involving a Hasee, cheese, and a rainbow fuzzle. The Hasee ate...

"The Reckoning" by __beren__
All the Gangees (roughly six thousand) drew their small Gangee blades with a swish, their dull metal reflecting in the moonlight. On the other side of the field the Meepits did the same, many gulping slightly at the sheer numbers of the Gangees. But it did not matter. They were MEEPITS. No floppy eared wanna-be could possibly defeat THEM...

"Stuff" by olivia_2022
In one corner, there was a mound of furniture, stacked to the ceiling and leaning dangerously to one side. Nearby, a pile of weapons glittered in the little light that managed to find its way to this cave. Atop this mass, the Pant Devil threw his newest acquisition. Such was the fate of most items that he stole; they would simply be thrown into a pile and forgotten about...


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Great stories!


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The Perfect Poem
"KNOWLEDGE IS ATTACKING ME!" I screamed at the top of my lungs...

by courtney1412

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A Story of Random Things and Daredevils
"You were the one who chose to fly off the roof. The Eizzils were just innocent bystanders..."

by bibliomaniac

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A Guide to Guide Making
In this guide you will learn how to successfully transfer your Neopian knowledge into a guide fit for a king.

by lemonlovingcutie

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Meh. I'm So Bored.
No, really! I insist that you go first!

by springflowers270

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Double-edged Blade
RAAAWRGH!

by ssjelitegirl



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