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Well, down here on Neopia, we have a little thing called the Neopian Times which just so happens to be the VOICE OF THE PEOPLE, and it's celebrating its three hundredth issue today.


Neopian Times History



Thousands flock to get the latest copy while it's fresh off the stands. But what do these readers really know about the Neopian Times and its history? Shouldn't Neopians possess such knowledge already before calling themselves fans of the newspaper? Well, lucky for you, I've taken the time to gather the scoop on the Neopian Times and its past. When did it begin? What makes Neopian Times Issue 3 so special?

30 Ways: Celebrate 300



Welcome, one and all, to the 300th edition of the Neopian Times! So much has happened in the past one hundred issues. Great adventures have been told, gut-bustingly funny comics have been drawn, and many articles about every topic under Kreludor have received virtual printing. So how, you ask, do you celebrate this milestone in Neopian Times history? Look no further! Here are thirty great ideas for how to have fun...

Stow Away A Trophy


The goal in this game is to use Scrap (the main character) to cover every square of the board with a certain color by jumping onto them. In levels 1-3, you'll only need to jump on the squares once, and they'll be covered – permanently. These are the easiest levels of the game, and you should take the time to score as many points as possible while you still have the chance. In levels 4-6, you'll still only need to jump on every...

Other Stories
"The 300th Trial" by ngc_5128
He was usually a walking disaster area. Some people went to the Mystery Island training school to learn how to be a warrior or a hero. James wanted to go to the training school to learn to be... normal. No matter how long it would take, James was bound and determined to be rid of his clumsy demeanor...

"Life Isn't About Waiting for the Rain to Pass" by dragondreamer2007
The Christmas Pteri sighed again. Her mother could brighten up anything, she knew. She and her mother had used to live together on Krawk Island, but since that day, since that typhoon, long ago... She didn't want to think about it. She could barely...

"Three Red Roses, Times a Hundred" by silent_snow
Roxton put down his book, Wonderful World of Gardening, just before it disappeared in a puff of purple smoke, and smirked. He was ready. He had been planning his next brilliantly wonderful feat for at least a few days now, which was a rather long period of time for him...


The Best Place By The Fire...


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Great stories!


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The Big 300 and Other Issues
The deadline for issue 300 was tomorrow and Mr. Dennison, Mark's boss, was counting on his article...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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A Skunk Story: Part One
His ears twitched and he shook his head to indicate that there was no way he was going to go downstairs. It was only expected...

by czenko28

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Neopia's Top Ten Femme Fatales!
They are Neopia's sneakiest, most villainous women. Maybe villainous is a bit of an overstatement, but these shady characters are certainly people you wouldn't want to run into...

by readsalot4211

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4 of a Kind
No big deal, Panther's brain is already pretty mushy...

by the_panther17

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Behind The Scenes
The white Weewoos were sitting on the roof of the Neopian Times headquarters as well as on the branches of nearby trees, cooing at each other...

Also by ssjelitegirl with art by ssjelitegirl

by dan4884




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