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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Everyone knows that Kreludor would have won for sure this year, so, being the nice guys they are, they decided to stay home and give another team a chance.


Electric: For You?



Passing down the aisles of the Neopian Pound, you see something. A flash of blue? A second later, it's gone. Intrigued, you peer closer. Bending toward the cage, you see... you see... "WHOO HOO HOO!! GOT YOUR NOSE!!!" A fuzzy blue blur reaches out and grabs you violently by the conker. So this is your first introduction to the Electric Pet. Now you can't stop thinking about them and want one for your very own...

Shadowing Edna



TNT has released an awesome new game, entitled "Edna's Shadow". It has immediately become a hit, and Neopians everywhere are talking about it! This game features that spooky witch, Edna the Zafara. Living in the Haunted Woods all those years has certainly gotten to her and she now has a shadow following her around and helping her to collect ingredients for all her freaky potions. You play as Edna AND her shadow...

Visiting the Colosseum


If you are just a Yooyuball spectator, you may think that your job is a rather simple one. After all, you think that the players on the field have much more to worry about while you just sit on the sidelines. I'm afraid that you are mistaken, however. The fans are what make Yooyuball so enjoyable and lively. Use these tips to plan the perfect trip so you (and everyone else) will get the most out of the season...

Other Stories
"Another Day with Jhudora" by junglebook4
"Well, what's taking so long? It's not as if I'm asking you to go sing a lullaby to the Snowager! You petty little Neopets are so annoying sometimes." She shot another nasty look at me and stormed off, her wings buzzing in irritation. Used to the routine, I followed her through the purple fluffy tunnels of her lair...

"Garlic Pizza" by fiuodisit
Marko stepped into the neohome and looked around. He simply said, "Nice place you've got here." The two of them went to D.S.'s room and began playing games to while away the hours. After a while, they began to get bored of Kacheekers, Cellblock, and the Buzzer Game. Marko then had a good idea. "Let's tell horror stories!"

"Iron Heart" by chiyo_hoshi
Taking a quick glance back, she saw the climbing rock that had once again defeated her. It was the time of the school year when each student had to attempt to climb up and again Souma had failed the test. Holding back hot tears of frustration in her bright green eyes, the brown pet ran to the back of the crowd, more than ready to get out of the spotlight...


Spring for Bling


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Great stories!


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Let Darkness Fall: Part Two
He shivered. Locked in a dream-filled sleep for three days? What could even cause something like that? "What have I been through?" he whispered...

by feriku

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Something Has Happened!
It just takes longer than you think...

by malodramatic

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Waiting for Anna: Part Four
Anna knows nothing about Brightvale except vague rumors, and even those promise danger. They say the Brightvale citizens never interfere because they want Meridell to fall...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Plan a Trip to the Colosseum
This way, you will have someone to talk with about Yooyuball during and after game day. You can even have a friendly debate about who is going to win (and by friendly, I mean no Battledome weapons).

by confiserie

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No One Will Believe Them: Part Two
Furious, Cove looked over at his pessimistic jail mate. It was a Gruslen, one of the petpets Cove thought to be the most fierce. "You're a Gruslen?" Cove asked incredulously. "Why didn't you just eat them?"

by ayame_23



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