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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Beware of the flying vegetables; they can be tricky.

Courier Crisis

While many people are caught up with their high score and technique, I have focused my attention on the selfless messengers: the Yooyus. These brave petpets literally "go the distance" so that King Altador can send messages from the safety of his luxurious home. Has he not heard of neomail?

Revealing Roundup

The Lunar Festival is fast approaching, and all the citizens of Shenkuu are looking forward to this fun day of celebration! Unfortunately, the Snorkles needed for the Festival have all escaped. In Revel Roundup, you play Orrin, and your goal is to run around and recapture the Snorkles, plus other items...

Screenies: What You Should Know

To start off, you should take a look around. See what other people have done with their screenies. Get a feel for what you should keep an eye out for. If you see something that makes your jaw drop or makes you roll on the floor laughing, then it would probably make a good screenie. There are five basic components to any good screenie....

Other Stories
"The Midnighter" by czenko28
"B-but what about those Neopets?!" she cried out. "What if the Midnighter is eating his next victim right now?!" Her ears were alert and her fur stood on end. There was no possible way she could sleep now. "Sammie..."

"The Truth About Angelina" by abbyloxton
She really wanted the part! Princess Bravora was the lead in the school play, Mission Meridell. She crossed her fingers as she entered the tryout room. Inside was Mrs. Quiggla. "Um..."

"New School, New You" by shushme
Even though I was used to new schools by now, each one was more terrible than the last, as everyone formed cliques and left me out. Nobody wanted to be my friend. They had friends already and they were happy...

Don't Rule Out Victory

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An Upcoming Epidemic
Prepare yourself for the terrible disease of the... Sneezles? Oh well, at least it's not the Hoochie Cootchies.

by flamesbball


The Adventures of Akhmin in the Lost Desert - #2!
How to entertain a Desert Lupe!

by akhmin


Megan Is Lost
She likes to sit in that sunny patch of ground on the Rowzes bed, where she's lain so many times there's a little Megan-shaped indent where all the flowers smooshed down. But Megan wasn't there...

by your_poogle_pal


Just Sit
Flame needs to trim that cheek fur...

by katopia12


The Truth About Angelina
She was reciting a monologue. All went well, until - Oh no! She had forgotten the line! Now Mrs. Quiggla would never give her the part. "Um," she nervously finished...

by abbyloxton

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