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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Beware of the flying vegetables; they can be tricky.


Courier Crisis



While many people are caught up with their high score and technique, I have focused my attention on the selfless messengers: the Yooyus. These brave petpets literally "go the distance" so that King Altador can send messages from the safety of his luxurious home. Has he not heard of neomail?

Revealing Roundup



The Lunar Festival is fast approaching, and all the citizens of Shenkuu are looking forward to this fun day of celebration! Unfortunately, the Snorkles needed for the Festival have all escaped. In Revel Roundup, you play Orrin, and your goal is to run around and recapture the Snorkles, plus other items...

Screenies: What You Should Know


To start off, you should take a look around. See what other people have done with their screenies. Get a feel for what you should keep an eye out for. If you see something that makes your jaw drop or makes you roll on the floor laughing, then it would probably make a good screenie. There are five basic components to any good screenie....

Other Stories
"The Midnighter" by czenko28
"B-but what about those Neopets?!" she cried out. "What if the Midnighter is eating his next victim right now?!" Her ears were alert and her fur stood on end. There was no possible way she could sleep now. "Sammie..."

"The Truth About Angelina" by abbyloxton
She really wanted the part! Princess Bravora was the lead in the school play, Mission Meridell. She crossed her fingers as she entered the tryout room. Inside was Mrs. Quiggla. "Um..."

"New School, New You" by shushme
Even though I was used to new schools by now, each one was more terrible than the last, as everyone formed cliques and left me out. Nobody wanted to be my friend. They had friends already and they were happy...


Don't Rule Out Victory


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Wockies Don't Wear Overalls
Episode 3: Dirty Jobs

by yupui

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Gallion Journeys
That is not food! I gestured towards the item I was trying to buy. It's a piece of meat stuck on a twig!

by wicked_summer

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The Midnighter
So the game started. One pet searched while the others hid. The Neopet searched for a long time. Hours possibly. She looked everywhere she could possibly think of, and she eventually got desperate...

by czenko28

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Two
What an enigma! She seemed to be an ideal officer from the brief impression he had of her, but the Tonu commander had what was obviously a long-standing feud with his subordinate...

by dragonlover8560

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An Upcoming Epidemic
Prepare yourself for the terrible disease of the... Sneezles? Oh well, at least it's not the Hoochie Cootchies.

by flamesbball



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