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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Why? I'll tell you why - we faeries help each other out. We're selfless people. There's no 'I' in faerie!"


Faerie Wars: Tactics



Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. I've collated the most recent information about each camp in an effort to guide you and your pets into making the right decision. Before I start (and just in case you've been living in a closet these past few days), here's a brief rundown of what's been happening. The Faeries are in an uproar...

Former Chiavore Speaks



I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...

The Dirt on the Earth Faeries


When Fyora announced that she was going to ditch one of the Quest Faeries' quests, I immediately thought of the Earth Faeries and rejoiced. I knew the Earth Faerie quests had to be the first to go, and I don't see why anyone would disagree with me, especially to the point of escalating this whole thing into a full-scale war. Yet, for the sake of getting rid of those pesky Earth Faeries, I'll dust off my sword, helmet, and large improvised plant up-rooter, and gladly join...

Other Stories
"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."

"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...

"Disease of the Citadel" by alexrae963
Darigan squawked as he tumbled end-over-end onto the floor. "It's a plague!" Morguss cried, pointing a ragged hoof at him as she spoke. "It'll spread! Quick, back away!" she commanded. The others wasted no time in leaping from their chairs and backing as far possible...


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The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!
So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

by reasonably_crazy

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When Empty Bags Attack
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321

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Traitors And Warriors: Part One
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin

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The Happiest Quiggle
So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident.

by nut862

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Meow?
EARTH IS INVADING!!!

by edddibgaz



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