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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Tarla: Sympathy? Hahahaha, I do laugh! So amusing, indeed. Nope. None whatsoever. Zero. Zilch. Nada.


A Forgotten Art



Potato Counter is not a game that gets a lot of attention. Initially, around the time that it was released, there was a craze for all things Meridell, and even Potato Counter had its fifteen minutes of fame. However, the interest soon died down and nowadays you seldom hear anyone talk about the game. You might think...

Neoboard Etiquette



The name of the game is respect. This tip is of the utmost importance: if you want somebody to show you respect, you need to show respect first. You get what you give. For example, if you are asking somebody for tips on how to play a specific game, don't be commanding and impolite...

The Faces of Turdle Racing


It is one of the centre points of Meridell culture, with similarity to the overall effect of Poogle Racing. It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing. Turdle Racing originated in the deepest, darkest parts of Meridell, among the street ruffians wanting to make a quick Neopoint or two...

Other Stories
"A Mysterious Fishing Trip" by mzkimmi
"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles! My worst fears confirmed, my owner stated the obvious...

"The Extra" by jelleyfrosting
We were pets who no one wanted or cared about, but our happiness was still vital to a few losers who petitioned for some proper care to the pets in the Neopian Pound. Thus the teachers. They picked the brightest out of the Neoschool and had them teach us for an hour every day...

"Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises" by jjquil
Down in the arena, Tormund lunged forward, silver blade flashing in the sun. His strike bounced harmlessly off of Jeran's steel chest plate, parried by the older Lupe's swift down stroke. They circled each other warily; sweat trickling down beneath their hot metal armor...


More Babies, Less Sitting


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Dandilion Tails: Help Me! HELP MEEEE!.... Too late.
Help! Help! Dr. Sloth is after me!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix


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Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette
Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response.

by sweet_star06

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Vanity: Part Two
He offered his arm and she placed hers lightly on top. She knew from living with Sarah that this was the customary way beauty contestants of opposite genders in the area traveled in public. She also knew from having a brain that it was going to be hard to keep her arm up...

by literalluau

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Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises
It was today, the final day, that had excited murmurs racing throughout the packed crowd. Tensions ran high, for today was the biggest event of all - the hero's exhibition match...

by jjquil

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Snowager Tips
Spazz's Snowager tips are guaranteed; we will send you a medic and a new tail if you are not satisfied.

by soaringeagle25



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