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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"When they take away your greatest strength, fight back with your greatest weakness."


Acquiring Avatars



To my dismay, one of the members declared, "I'll never get that one," so I set forth writing this guide to avatar collecting. There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people... yes, having those help, but in the end it's not them that gets avatars. What I'm talking about are the 3 Ps...

Yooyu Tells All



What’s the newest sport to fire off into Neopia? Why it’s Yooyuball, of course! A sport in which a team of five players work together to toss a Yooyu petpet, in its ball form, into the opponent’s goal. But we aren’t here to talk about the sport; we are here to talk about the one thing that pulls this wonderful sport together, the Yooyu! As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport...

Pirate Guide to Pirating


So, you want to be a pirate, do you? You want to be the scourge of the seas? Do you think you have what it takes? Can you plunder day and night? I'm Seiged; a rather experienced pirate myself, and I am here to help you on your quest to become a pirate. To ensure that you become the best pirate that you can be I will guide you through a series of steps. Not everyone can be a pirate. It takes strength...

Other Stories
"The Bravery of a Bori" by firecomet14
Taelia sighed as she headed to her spell cabinet. "Hiccups, hair tonic," she recited, running her finger along the rows of tonics and potions. "Ahh, here it is, headaches." She poured the violet potion into a small, icily patterned teacup. After downing about half of it, she was interrupted by a knock at the door to her igloo. The Snow Faerie exhaled noisily as she rose...

"The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump" by eggy_the_great
As we all know, there are nice Neopets and mean Neopets. And sometimes the mean Neopets are mean but they don't know they're being mean and they walk around completely oblivious. But this one other Blumaroo Muddytoes knew was red and frowned and was mean on purpose. This especially mean Blumaroo's name was Wilson...

"Dancing to the Music of Your Heart" by animalnutz1993
Ask her father, and he will say that Danielle's "silly dancing fantasies" are a thing of the past. What he doesn't know is that whenever he isn't around, Danielle dances to the beat of her chores and to her relaxation. With the wind flowing through her thick pink fur, she twirled while she swept, she swayed while planting seeds, and she leapt through the air while...


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More Like Saffron: Part Two
Not a day went by without either Cadmium or Athena being told, "Why can't you be more like your sister?" Finally, what later came to be known as "The Last Straw" happened after school, about six weeks after Saffron's adoption...

by rainpaint

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Brother 'n' Sister - Back Again
I haven't seen him lately, you know...

by kamikatze24

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Lab Ray Time
Dedicated to emma101xd, based on emma101xd's pet, Iazuni.

by shadowgem101

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Tales of Randomness: Zoogie & Keely
What paintbrush?

by xxlavendervalleyxx

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Six
"Whoa now, Donis, don't get mad," Vagio chided. "The last thing I need is a disgruntled prisoner!"

by violajunky



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