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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"When they take away your greatest strength, fight back with your greatest weakness."

Acquiring Avatars

To my dismay, one of the members declared, "I'll never get that one," so I set forth writing this guide to avatar collecting. There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people... yes, having those help, but in the end it's not them that gets avatars. What I'm talking about are the 3 Ps...

Yooyu Tells All

What’s the newest sport to fire off into Neopia? Why it’s Yooyuball, of course! A sport in which a team of five players work together to toss a Yooyu petpet, in its ball form, into the opponent’s goal. But we aren’t here to talk about the sport; we are here to talk about the one thing that pulls this wonderful sport together, the Yooyu! As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport...

Pirate Guide to Pirating

So, you want to be a pirate, do you? You want to be the scourge of the seas? Do you think you have what it takes? Can you plunder day and night? I'm Seiged; a rather experienced pirate myself, and I am here to help you on your quest to become a pirate. To ensure that you become the best pirate that you can be I will guide you through a series of steps. Not everyone can be a pirate. It takes strength...

Other Stories
"The Bravery of a Bori" by firecomet14
Taelia sighed as she headed to her spell cabinet. "Hiccups, hair tonic," she recited, running her finger along the rows of tonics and potions. "Ahh, here it is, headaches." She poured the violet potion into a small, icily patterned teacup. After downing about half of it, she was interrupted by a knock at the door to her igloo. The Snow Faerie exhaled noisily as she rose...

"The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump" by eggy_the_great
As we all know, there are nice Neopets and mean Neopets. And sometimes the mean Neopets are mean but they don't know they're being mean and they walk around completely oblivious. But this one other Blumaroo Muddytoes knew was red and frowned and was mean on purpose. This especially mean Blumaroo's name was Wilson...

"Dancing to the Music of Your Heart" by animalnutz1993
Ask her father, and he will say that Danielle's "silly dancing fantasies" are a thing of the past. What he doesn't know is that whenever he isn't around, Danielle dances to the beat of her chores and to her relaxation. With the wind flowing through her thick pink fur, she twirled while she swept, she swayed while planting seeds, and she leapt through the air while...

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part One
Dina's eyes were indigo, with a hint of violet. They shimmered in the sunlight, and sparkled under moonlight. It was kind of strange, really. Laura had no idea why they did that...

by petfriendamy


Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror Guide
This is by far one of the most enjoyable games featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process?

by nbajd2525


Yooyuball - The Yooyu View
As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants!

by katcrzy559


The Near Side
Where do they get these ideas?

by temiree


Garin's Surprise
The fur raced across his face as the strong sea air danced around him. Even though he had been victorious, one thought still raced through his mind. Where is Scarblade?

by 200389271

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